This is absolutely NOT a Permission request. I do NOT want Permission. Don't even bother reading any further, PGs. It isn't. Trust me.

I mean, think about it. There are three main components to a Permission Request: Agent bios, a control prompt, and a random prompt. Does this post have any of those things? No. It does not. Which means that, by simple logic, this cannot be a Permission request.

And anyway, do you think I, Neo Skate– sorry, I mean, King of Procrastinators, would be able to actually get any of those things done?

In short, this is not a Permission request, so you can feel free to ignore it, PGs.

(( – Skater is hoping the PGs will realize he's joking and really is requesting Permission))