Believe me, I am very surprised. I did not think that this would happen when I popped by the Board all those two months ago, but here we are. But just when you think you're out... dramatically bites off a piece of her candy necklace while staring into the distance/ ...they pull you back in.

Presenting...

Response Center 700: My Most Beautiful Story! Starring Agent Blank and Agent Ekwy! It has it all. Snark! A Tenth Walker Sue! Uh... CATS references! And some really odd Elf names!

Thanks once more to Neshomeh for beta'ing. Mwah!

/Ekwy