I’m very bored, so this is what happens.

I will not borrow Agent Zara’s pet mutant bear Bella to scare my partner

-If Bella gets hurt, I will realize that I have pissed off an insane Bloodwrather with a flamethrower and accept all consequences that come with it

-Bella will just try to cuddle with my partner anyways

Agent Diamond is not related to Dracula

-She’s a Twipire

-The red and black high-necked cape is a complete coincidence

I will not play Rammstein in the hearing range of Agent Zara unless I wish to hear—in order—about the band itself, what certain songs are about, and a live performance