"Well, I have to say, it's wonderful having a good spectacle!" A long, confusing looking creature said. Although serpentine, he had the hand of a human at the end of its tail, and it was wearing a headset with a large microphone and camera dangling off of it. He was sitting next to an equally strange humanoid creature, a grey, clay-like entity with a massive yellow cybernetic eye and no discernable facial features.
The grey thing laughed, "well, it's always good to get stuck in again," he said, waving a hand, "you'd be surprised how few good fights you get out on Missions."
"Mind stating your name, RC, canon of origin, and preferred weapons to the crowd?" The snake asked.
"Sure thing, uh, Sarkan. I'm Agent Noman. First name Agent, last name Noman, of SOM167168. I'm here from the AAHW, and Madness Combat," Noman said, "and, while I can use pretty much anything as a weapon, my favorite thing to use is an ax. Or a submachine gun. Or a nuke, but I don't think we have any of those sitting around."
"You'd be surprised!"
COMBATANT
NAME: AGENT NOMAN
SPECIES: NEVADEAN
HOME CANON: MADNESS COMBAT
PREFERRED WEAPON: AXES OR AUTOMATIC FIREARMS
GENDER: MALE
COMBAT STYLE: HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE
PICTURE: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/madnesscombat/images/3/3e/OBSV_basic.png/revision/latest?cb=20130420224230
INTERVIEWER
NAME: SARKAN
SPECIES: SNAKE PERSON
HOME CANON: ALL TOMORROWS - A BILLION YEAR CHRONICLE OF THE MYRIAD SPECIES AND VARYING FORTUNES OF MAN
PREFERRED WEAPON: N/A
GENDER: MALE
COMBAT STYLE: N/A, INTERVIEWER
PICTURE: (Probably not him): https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/9/93/SnakePeopleAll_Tomorrows.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20171020135405