Subject: I just checked, it's an elk
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Posted on: 2023-04-20 05:41:00 UTC
Played by a horse with CGI applied.
Subject: I just checked, it's an elk
Author:
Posted on: 2023-04-20 05:41:00 UTC
Played by a horse with CGI applied.
How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character. (Warning, there seems to be a decent amount of language.)
I think this would be fun as a basis for a Shipfest or Badfic Game story.
-Ls got Underrated
EDIT: I think Scape originally posted it.
What does it say about me that I "need a hug" because I'm a "poor little meow meow?" XD
Queercoded
"Everyone sees how you look at your best friend. Everyone sees the way all your icons are queer. Everyone sees the way you dress. Everyone sees your lack of proper love interest. Well, except for Reddit, but what can you do, really?"
I mean, I'm asexual, so depending on who you ask, I'm technically already queer! But most of the description doesn't fit me. The only way I look at my friends is "respectfully, in the eyes." And my clothing is generally cargo shorts and a collared shirt. (Goffs gtfo) As for "lack of proper love interest," well, I currently live with eight bookshelves, so how's that for polyamory?
—doctorlit sees some goffs and puts his middle finger up at them
Bastard (Good)
You're a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You're a little [excrement], but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?
Ooookay. I mean, what caused this I do not know, but I have chosen to believe it was my breakfast option. There is something kinda cool about plain yoghurt with mint and chocolate granola.
I have never not once killed a man. I have also never not once flirted with anyone. (I am in a committed relationship but I never flirted to get there; I just showed up as a friend of a friend at his flat and luckily he was into that.) The results of this quiz is the coolest I have ever sounded.
"You're that one hunk that EVERYONE has a crush on. Your wit and charm is known to make fangirls faint, and half of the entire fandom's thirst posts are about you. You could eat a cookie and everyone would lose [it] . Congrats, dude."
For the love of little green dragons, I thought we were past this! "Everyone fangirls hS" was supposed to be a 2003 thing, not 2023! Come on, people, sheesh.
hS
...I did cackle out loud reading that. XD
Even if you're in love with Mary Sue!
"Oh, you. No-one can figure you out. Some people love you, some people hate you, some people just don't care. You're hot, but also ugly, but also bland. You're funny, but also serious, but also a kind of weird grey zone. Honestly, keep doing what you're doing. It's pretty cool, in my option. Though a lot of my friends would disagree."
Fictional character!Zingenmir: apparently an enigma. And/or...a confusing type of neutral? Perhaps just very poorly characterized, depending on the in-universe justification given for half the stuff in this description.
~Z
I got Bastard (Good). I do not think that this fits me. In my opinion, I am practically the opposite of this.
You're a good guy, but you shouldn't have been. Your appearance, your skillset, your backstory, it would have been perfect. But no, they had to make you a hero. I guess you were just too good to be true. You will always be a villain in our hearts.
Which is great and all, but perhaps fix that typo in the result's title first?
The Weird One You're the weird one, the one that half of tumblr babygirls and all of twitter is slightly scared of. You're probably autism-coded, and you probably also know some vital information that you shouldn't, for some reason.
As someone who recognizes his own weirdenss,who has been suspecting of being on the spectrum for a little while, and works on the assembly line of military jet aircraft... this feels scarily on point. Scarily, scarily on point. Help.
Bastard (Bad)
You're that one character that everyone very impolitely wants dead. You're a constant [rooster]block, you try to stop the characters from saving the world, you insult the lovable ones in increasingly creative ways. You're not the big bad, but the fandom treats you like you are.
Given my answers, I can't help but think I'm just the adult in a YA book. I'm over here trying to keep the teenage protagonists from getting themselves and other killed, but nooo, listening to reason would get in the way of the plot... {= P
No, wait, it's worse than that. If this is how fandom sees you—with or without regard to actual characterization—then... I'm Evil!Thranduil. NOOOOOOO! {X D
Seems I'm in good company with the top percentage of results, at least!
~Neshomeh
We can be unpopular killjoys together! :D
Does that make you Elrond? Or, I can be Elrond if you'd rather be Thranduil, since you've got "wood" in your name and all.
Either way, as soon as we get Boarders qualifying as protagonists, we definitely have to conspire to force them into dubious arranged marriages so they can rebel and run off for adventures. {= D
~Neshomeh
I am definitely a protagonist of some sort, and not a side character. Definitely.
-Ls
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a COOL mom. Except when my son goes sailing off into the sunset with a Dwarf. ;))
Played by a horse with CGI applied.
But "Thranduil on a moose!" rolls off the tongue better than "Thranduil on an elk played by a horse with CGI applied!"
Bonus trivia I just confirmed: the horse was actually named Moose. {X D
Anyway, moose are inherently funny.
A møøse once bit my sister. No, realli!
~Neshomeh