Have a +2 dancing shovel. Speak the command word (Halestorm), and it'll fight on its own!

Here, have this cup of tea. No, the leaves are not predatory and will most definitely not try to eat you. Why are you asking?

So, an MLP fan and a Phoenix Wright fan? Have you ever seen the YouTube series Turnabout Storm? It features both continuua, and it's what piqued my interest in the brony fandom.

I already mentioned my Steam handle elsewhere in this thread, so here's your newbie gift:

*gives Poké Ball*
Have a Rapidash, already nicknamed "Twilight" ("Twilight Sparkle" is too many letters).

And since 2011, all plovers have been from Fluttershy.

And video games? Have a Linking Book to the Town in New Caledonia. Do not lose it.

(A Steam person? Cool! My handle is 95VocaFan, but I won't be on much because college) Glad you've done a bit of pre-reading. Your newbie gifts are some green sticky notes, a plastic keychain depicting the Buddha, and some popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series!

Have you seen the Original Series yet? If not, you should!

Have a glass Twilight Sparkle sculpture and a ninja kitten!

Have a Magic Ring that allows you cast Expelliarmus, and only Expelliarmus!!!!

(Note: You still have to do the proper hand movements and say the proper casting words.)

Please don't mind the big lizard currently searching through your pockets with his tail. I'm trying to avoid character-developing him until I've got the chance to actually, you know, write him.

I'll give you back anything he has stolen from you, but aside from that, here, take some urple-flavoured meringues! (Made with real Cute Animal Friend eggs!)
They taste oddly good, really.

Have one of my own shed feathers, and a Lyra plushie (now 100% free of suggestive holes!)!

Take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti, and this whistling puppy! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it.

Another brony, eh? /)*(\ Brohoof! What about Harry Potter? You like that? It's my favorite. :D