What's a profiterole? It sounds fancy and vaguely delicious.

Anyway, have a banana! It's good for you :)

-Takes a nest of rats, puts them in a row-
-They dance the conga-
There are your conga rats, Elcalion.

And that amount of time merites a truly epic gift! Here you can have Deputy Green Lantern Corps Power Ring. It comes with a full charge, but by its very nature it has no Power Battery, so it only has one charge, use it wisely; shuts down if the user tries to go Flamethrower Crazy and crumbles into dust when the charge is used up. May be of use for the endeavors of the ESAS!

Now for characters reactions!

*In Medical*
Cookie Chan: *Connected to the Glitter Dialysis Machine* Party!? Where? I wanna go!! *Gets restrained by the medical staff* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I WANNAA GOOOOO!!! *Cries loudly*

Random nurse: Sorry, you can't. Besides you've an appointment with FicPsych later.

Cookie Chan: *Sobs some more*

*Meanwhile at the OFUM Library*
Erynloth: Party? Is some kind of feast? *Sighs* Sorry, my "research" about this "pop culture" thing requires my full attention. *Takes her attention back to the library's PC*

*At DoSAT, T&A Division*
Technician Liu: A party? Great! *Something explodes in the background* I will bring some jasmine tea!

Wow, ten years, congratulations. Do I count as having five years service when I've not actually posted anything in the past three years? First day back and there's a part, I remember why I liked the PVP. Have this copy of Revenge of the South, released in 2005!

Oh, and be sure to keep the alcohol away from the Ewoks!

2005... Wow, that was almost two thirds of my life away, but it still feels like yesterday. That's weird.
So, uh, as a gift... Hang on, something 2005-related... *searches through the Bag*
Here, have this bird cage with a plastic dove inside. It's completely relevant, I swear.

Sadly, I don't have any agents yet, so, I don't think I'll be able to--
"Hey, what about me?"
You don't even exist yet, sorry.
"Yeah, but that means I've got nothing to do! I'm getting bored here! And those things look tasty!"
Listen... What's even your name?
"I'm pretty sure we've agreed on Harry..."
No, you came up with it a few days ago and just assumed I was okay with it. Besides, this pun is both horribly stupid and confusing.
Anyway. You can't go to a PPC party. You're not even supposed to know about it yet. And people will definitely notice you. It's not like you can... Please tell me this isn't a DORKS.
"Uh... This isn't a DORKS? Except it is. I'll put it back inside that Agent's pocket as soon as I'm done, though."

*sigh*

Fine... You can go to the party. Just behave correctly, don't get noticed... And don't steal anything else.

Wish I'd been around since 2005. Where was I back then? Third grade

Anyway, wow! Special occasions like this call for special presents, so take this urple Niffler-proofed crate! It contains all the trappings to make your new pet chirping Niffler feel at home. (Feel free to repaint the crate.) Aside from being excellent treasure finders, Nifflers are also very cuddly! Just make sure to remove all shinies before petting.


Rina: *reaches for a drink*

Zeb: *sniffing* I wouldn't drink that if I were you. It's alcoholic and contains Bleep.

Rina: *disappointed* Well, what about those chocolate things? Are those safe?

Zeb: I think so—

Rina: Sweet! *loads up a plate and starts chowing* Mm, these are good! Want one?

Zeb: I would, thank you. *nibbles daintily*

Agent Kaitlyn: WOOOOOOO! PARTY! Why is there a party?

Agent Selene: I understand it's because-

Agent Kaitlyn: Wait, nevermind, don'tcare, chocolate! WOOOOO! CHOCOLATE!

Man, it's been a long time, hasn't it? Good to (still!) have you here.

hS