I converted I'll Make A Man Out of You from Mulan into something for the sporking community. I know it's not very original, but I hope you enjoy it anyways:

I'll Make A Critic Out Of You (I'll Make A Man Out Of You parody)

Let's get down to business
To review the fic
When I asked for sporkers,
Did they call in sick?
You're the dullest bunch
I ever met,
But you can bet
Before we're through,
Mister I'll make a critic out of you.

Tranquil as a load screen
But with flames within
Once you find your style,
You are sure to win.
You're a stupid, pale, pathetic lot,
And you haven't got a clue.
Somehow I'll make a critic out of you.

-Sporker Interlude-

Sporker 1: I'm never gonna see this through.
Sporker 2: Say goodbye to those who knew me!
Sporker 3: Boy was I a fool in school for cutting Lit!
Comment: What's this guy gonna make them do?
Sporker 4: Hope he doesn't come down to me!
Sporker 5: How could the author of this story be such a twit?

[Be a critic]
Wit as swift as the coursing river,
[Be a critic]
As vicious as a great typhoon,
[Be a critic]
With all the burn of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of YouTube!

Time is racing toward us
Till the next update.
Heed my every comment,
and we might not be late
You're unsuited for
The great flamewars
So close up, log out,
you're through.
How could I make a critic out of you?

[Be a critic]
Wit as swift as the coursing river,
[Be a critic]
As vicious as a great typhoon,
[Be a critic]
With all the burn of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of YouTube!

[Be a critic]
Wit as swift as the coursing river,
[Be a critic]
As vicious as a great typhoon,
[Be a critic]
With all the burn of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of YouTube!