Here's a bag of holding to store your other newbie gifts so they won't get lost/try to kill you. It has pockets so you shouldn't get anything lost inside.

You've already gone through favorite fandoms, so do you have any favorite Agents or Missions?

Glad to have you! For your newbie gift, take this Random Tool Generator. I don't know what it could be used for, but it certainly sounds interesting!

Welcome to the PPC board!. You actually might find out we are the most sane people out there in the world of fanfiction. I mean, try comparing us to your average fangirl... Here, have a broom stick that throws you off every five minutes. ;)

Please accept this finely-crafted wilver Suehair cape, guaranteed to deflect any and all criticisms of character.

*may not actually be guaranteed offer void where prohibited or where eldritch*

Anyway, welcome to the Board and we hope you enjoy your stay. =]

Hello, and welcome aBoard! As a newbie gift, take this humming urple wide-mouthed tree frog! If you ever feel the need to look directly at it, use sunglasses.

I hope you like it here! :D

From that name I guess you have at least some knowledge of Roman history?

Have one of my own shed feathers, a replica Golden Snitch, and a remote-controlled model Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor!

Have a +1 shovel!

Have a stealth-field-producing kitten!

I also tried to read LOTR a few years ago. I managed to read Fellowship, but I then lost my book. Yes, book, it was a full text version. Basically a brick. Don't ask how I managed to lose it, I don't even know.

So, uh... Oh, yeah, gifts. I found this bottle of soda in my Bag. You should probably put it in the fridge for a while if you want to drink it... Be careful, though, it literally tastes like urple.

International exchange? That sounds fun! What were you doing in India?

Also, your newbie gift is a box of movie-theater popcorn, to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution!