Subject: Hello!
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Posted on: 2013-01-22 03:09:00 UTC
To be honest with you, the whole "killing Mary Sues" thing was what drew me into the PPC. However, even though I'm kind of new myself, I know I have to give you a gift. Here's a Wonderball, straight from the early 2000's candy isle.
(Can I call you Sam? Your user name is kind of long...)
Hello, my fellows!
I have recently come across this PPC thing, and I just love it. But don't mind me, I'm a n00b.
Killing trolls, sporking badfics, and exorcising Mary Sues.
AWESOME!
Anyway, I've found a HORRIBLE Hetalia fanfiction, and I think an illiterate 5 year old wrote it.
I don't know if it's been found or not, but..
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8763456/1/Bloodless-Love
It's quite short, thank God.
I also found another one.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8924909/1/The-Forbidden-Love-That-Never-Was
To the Board~ Hey!
I'm Rina. Here's some homemade rock-solid cookies! Those are not for eating but for throwing. Oh and some chocolates... Hmmm... Would you like milk chocolate or dark?
Welcome, welcome! (if a little belatedly) Glad to meet you! I'm DawnFire :) (also new-ish)
You don't happen to be a Supernatural fan, do you? It's just, the way you worded 'killing trolls, sporking badfics, and exorcising Mary Sues' sort of brings to mind the whole 'saving people, hunting things'...I can't help wondering if it's a reference.
Bleepolate seems to be quickly becoming my signature gift, so here, have some Bleepolate! Enjoy the chocolatey taste as you forget the details of...well, whatever you're trying to forget, really. Also, some of Italy's pasta (he won't miss it), seeing as you're a Hetalia fan :)
~DawnFire
Oh boy, a newbie who comes with present's for US! This is an interesting turn of events.
Well, in accordance with PPC requirements, I shall give you a gift. That gift is...
A Present Box! This has solved all my gift-gv ing problems, this enchanted box from several video games contains something, but you won't know until you open it. Is it good? Is it bad? Is it sorta cheesy, or is it cheese? You won't know till you open the box!
Have fun with your whatever... Can I call you Sam? Or Samantha? Because that name is a little... long.
Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Not a children's toy.
Welcome aboard! Have some bleepnerds and confetti! -tosses-
Bad Hetalia fic, you say? I may have to take a peek, see if that can goad me into writing for that fandom again. Dear me.
I do have a tendency to slip and press buttons...
To be honest with you, the whole "killing Mary Sues" thing was what drew me into the PPC. However, even though I'm kind of new myself, I know I have to give you a gift. Here's a Wonderball, straight from the early 2000's candy isle.
(Can I call you Sam? Your user name is kind of long...)
We don't mind n00bs at all. We love newbies. Have a fluffy hat that changes color/pattern according to your preferences!
Welcome to the PPC! Have a bottle of Pink Stuff and some Bleepka!~
Welcome to the PPC. Leave your sanity at the door, you don't really need it. We love newbies, so make yourself at home!
Here, have some crazy music from STockhausen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqvlrphkGAU
I left my sanity at the door.
Along with my shoes.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
Okay. It's a bit too obvious.
And for the past fourteen months, all plovers have been courtesy Fluttershy.
Greetings, new friend! Have an English muffin, Belgian waffle, French fry, Swiss cheese and Klatchian coffee!
So what about the PPC has tickled your fancy? Have you read the Original Series yet? Whose spin-off is your favorite?
I haven't read the Original Series, but I have heard much about it.
Also, the PPC is against annoying Mary Sues and fangirls.
I can also blame it for making me read that crappy fanfic about a girl ending up in the Hetaliaverse, and.. ;;
We aren't against fangirls, annoying or otherwise. In fact we have a policy against insulting the writers, after all most of us have something we're not proud of writing.
Anyway on a far more cheery note, welcome to the board and have a Weirdness Coupon, guaranteed to stop any weird looks.
Hetalia is one of my favorite shows, but I detest the fangirls. They're creepy.
I also like My Little Pony, and one of the Legendary Badfics should be Sweet Apple Acres. That story is disgusting and has horrible grammar.
I'm a fan of Adventure Time, but I haven't cared to read any AT fanfictions.
Hi, have some fudge!
I can guess that Hetalia is one of your fandoms, any others?
Welcome to the PPC. I'm also new here. Enjoy your stay, and if you write fanfic, write on!
Ah yes, a gift. I offer you a silver-tounged snake that exist and extinct at the same time. Be careful, it may swindle you out of your own skin.