Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2015-01-02 22:31:00 UTC
Hellos, and welcome to the Board!
As a welcoming present, I give you a box slightly used Christmas lights. I'm sure that most of them still work!
What would you say that your favorite Broadway play/musical is? I'm personally a huge fan of Wicked.
I'm not sure if I still count as a newbie or not... I think I've been around a month (or two? hard to remember) or so now.
As for gifts, have a transparent kitten!
Hellos, and welcome to the Board!
As a welcoming present, I give you a box slightly used Christmas lights. I'm sure that most of them still work!
What would you say that your favorite Broadway play/musical is? I'm personally a huge fan of Wicked.
I want to thank you all very much! Such a warm welcome, and such a plethora of fantastic presents!
I think I'm going to like it here.
Awesome, you've done the required reading. :) Let's see what I can give you...
*rummages through closet*
A-ha! A box of red pens! Hope they all still have ink in them :P
Welcome to the PPC! Here, have a bola slingshot crossbow handcart with a *slight* calibration issue. Glad i'm not the newest boarder anymore. (no idea why I did not like that fact in the first place though...)
Hi, hello, greetings, et cetera! Have this cup of tea, with the accompanying scones and jam - just don't let the leaves eat you.
No need to apologize for the post, especially since it's based on the FAQ. It's always nice to see newbies show up, so have a juice box and a chainsaw. Because what could go wrong with indiscriminately handing out chainsaws?
Have a bag of holding for all the other gifts--don't worry, it has pockets so you won't lose anything inside. Your fanfic critiques sound fun; any particular fics you've gone after?
Re: Thantosiet: Thanks for the bag; otherwise I might not have been able to carry all these lovely gifts! To answer your question, a couple come to mind...most recently we've tackled some particularly heinous "Ed, Edd, and Eddy" slash fics, featuring extreme OOC, bad biology, plus the author inserted a Mary Sue as the Eds friend who also happens to be a huge yaoi fangirl...ugh! But one that particularly jumps up for me is a Ted BundyxJeffrey Dahmer fan fiction...you know, the REAL LIFE SERIAL KILLERS. Virtually any sane person can see why writing that fic is in ridiculously poor taste.
Have a shovel and a vial of scorpion-woman venom! Don't let this in your bloodstream, you'll be paralyzed for several minutes.
Have a Golden Snitch, an eight-bit Triforce, and one of my own shed feathers (Careful, it's sharp!)!
Have a snarling pocket-humpback whale! If the urple bow around its neck becomes too much, feel free to remove it.
So, hi! Welcome to the PPC! Hope you like it here!
please say you're a Brood War veteran pleasepleaseplease
Welcome to the Board, Ô first newbie of 2015! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Not suitable for adults 18 and over.
Bio student, eh? As a physics major I have to admit that I don't really understand what you guys do in class. Memorize stuff? Write essays?
Oh boy, hydrophobic water!
I'm familiar with the Brood War but I'm not sure I could be considered a veteran.
And on the biology student topic: haha, yes, memorization and essays happen quite a lot in our studies. Also lab work. Funny thing is, we bio majors are just as puzzled as to what physics majors do...
Broadway, huh? Have a copy of the Grimmerie, though there aren't any gurantees on readability. Anyways, I hope you enjoy your time here!