Subject: Re: New Year thread 2014-2015
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Posted on: 2015-01-01 01:54:00 UTC
Colibri: Oh hey there new people. How's it going?
Colibri: What departments are you guys from? I'm in Intelligence.
Colibri @DeadlyMushroom: Oh man, I'm so sorry. If it makes you feel any better, I know that DoI regulations allow field operatives to carry only one high-potency healing item like a Zeldaverse fairy in a bottle, phoenix down, or a 1-Up mushroom on them. Officially, it's to allow operatives to escape almost-certain-death situations versus overpowered Suvians but I think they want to see how using these items affects an agent's Glitter levels in their blood.
Colibri @DeadlyMushroom: I personally know a guy that has been brought back to life by a handful of phoenix down after being turned into shish kebab by a elf princess or something. It took a week for Medical to filter all of the Glitter from his blood. His case was picked up by DMSE&R because of agent health and safety, etc etc. According to their report, a second resuscitation would've turned him into a full-blown Sue.
Colibri @DeadlyMushroom: Personally, I just carry a Dead Ringer watch on me. I'd rather flat-out die than risk Turning.