...to welcome you to the Board! Sorry about that, RL cut in and took away my internet briefly; fortunately, it came back on this afternoon, so I'm catching up on all those posts I meant to write... :)

Welcome to the Board! When you say you've known about the PPC for a while, how long do you mean?

I see we share fandoms (in this case, LotR, HP, Percy Jackson, and Star Trek), which is always great :) Are you planning on writing missions? (Sorry if you've been asked that already) If so, do you have any idea for what fandom?

Also: have some Bleepolate! It's quite yummy, and helps distract you from horrific details to make the process of forgetting them easier! Also, three bottles of Butterbeer :)

Welcome yet again,
~DawnFire

Pleased to meet you also. Here's a free Wonderball. If you were around in the late 1990's, you will be sure to be able to recognize this delicious chocolate treat.

Hello!
I am also new.
Have a sue cookie. Not recommended for those allergic to glitter.

Hello there. I consider myself a fan of Total Drama, Silmarillion and had a fling with some interesting movies and books, although I won't be confident enough to write fanfics about them.

As for your gift, have an imaginary hardcover Fifty Shades of Chicken book. Chicken love all the way!

Welcome into our community of madmen (and madwomen), we hope you enjoy your stay! As a commemorative gift, have a large purple top hat with the word "Newbie" written in sequins.

Thank you so much for the warm welcome, and the wonderfully random gifts. I'll probably hang around the Board often. I'm so happy to be here!
(Please forgive me for being so giddy. That's just my slightly insane half.)

Nice to meet you! Here, have a CD player and some audiobooks!

Welcome! I'm a little new myself but... It's very nice to meet you! And have some of my home-made-rock-solid muffins! (Please don't eat those... You'll break your teeth if you try).

Here's some bubble wrap. Enjoy!

Good to have you aboard! I have for you a Pystykorva-variant Mossin-Nagant rifle that I totally didn't steal from Simo Hahya.

What're your fandoms?

Have some Redwall style scones. I swear the red dye is cherry not uh, Sue blood or something weird like that. Ahem.

Hi, have some fudge!

Have some chocolate, won't you?

Hooray! Have a cake and an Equalist's glove!

Greetings, new friend! Have a glitchy phaser! Its settings only go from "toast" to "partially inconvenience."

I see from glancing below that we share some fandoms, like Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Star Trek. What does "a little bit of Star Trek" mean? Hopefully, it's enough to know what a tribble is, because that's your welcome present. *throws tribble* (Don't worry, it's spayed/neutered.)

Glad to have you here, we love newbies on toast. :P Take a good look around, chat, get involved... the PPC is great for making new friends.

Ah, to be a newbie again...

Oh yes, presents! Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. They come in handy!

Pleasure to meet you! I'm KittyNoodles, and I like giving huggles. Would you like a huggle?

Also, have some bleepnerds. Good for the soul. :D

Welcome to the PPC! Have some lemming repellent!

Welcome to the PPC! Don't worry, we don't bite, and we love newbies here!

As a welcome gift, I'm going to give you the first part of Witold Lutoslawski's third symphony here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK8gvqWEFpk

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Partly composed of the essence of chaos.

If you haven't done so already, be sure to check out our Constitution and The Original Series!

So with all of that out of the way, what are your fandoms?