https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6318423/1/Hitchups NSFW when someone makes a How To Train Your Dragon badfic they just have to make it 40 chapters long with a sequel. I feel sorry for the agent that picks this one.

Well, if the two continua are Monster Musume and Prototype, which are about as compatible as Teletubbies and Game of Thrones, everything.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10539615/1/Prototype-Monster-Girls

On the Prototype front, Alex is OOC regardless of which version you're working with, and apparently this happens after Prototype 2. Which isn't possible because of spoilers!

On the MonMusu front, nobody bats an eye when Alex horribly kills someone, it completely messes with the timeline (it involves the orc attack, which happens in Chapter 11, but takes place after Lala moves in, which is in Chapter 24), and I think even Ms. Smith isn't irresponsible enough to leave Alex in Kimihito's house when she's SEEN him eat someone.

Plus there's the spelling, punctuation and grammar issues. I found twelve minis when reading through (four from Prototype, eight from Monster Musume).

I want to kill it. This fic is only three chapters long, and it's hurting two of my all-time favorite works of fiction. I want to see it die horribly.

*twitcha twitch* Oh lord. SPaG fail to the max, I can hear Weird Al singing.

So I think it's a good time/To learn some grammar/Now, did I stammer?/Work on that grammar~

So much RWBY badfic around. My personal list got 5 from one fanfiction.net trip.

I now cannot read badfic without composing a charge list in my head. The one on the top of my list includes "forcing a Mini to play the role of a corporation due to repeated improper capitalization." I mean, I've seen Minis playing a character.

Said badfic also includes charged of "creating the evil sorceress Glinda Good Bitch" and "creating Mrs. Dominatrix."

Yes, both in reference to Glinda Goodwitch. Which probably counts as Glinda bashing as well as Weiss bashing. And causing Weiss to swear, I think. And causing Nora to become an "insane bitch." And turning Team RWBY into Team RWBYX. And creating an extra chess piece. And having a *poll* on who the Gary Stu's going to get paired with. And dying and falling into a canon. And instantly knowing how to fight with a CHAINSAW SWORD for a freaking stupid reason. And...

I really need to spork this thing. >_>

"To Tame A Shifter" by DemonSkitty

A wolf shifter has been hunted down by Levi and Erwin and now they must tame her and train her, however they will soon learn that she is a tough nut to crack. There are other animal shifters out there inclucing Eren, a lion shifter who's on Levi's side. However can they train her for good? After all, you can take a animal out of the wild but you can't take the wild out of an animal

Pretty self-explanatory. For some reason, they turn into animals. Because reasons. It's short, but new, so it may be updated.


"The Heart Wants What It Wants" by alchemyjenningspowers

Levi quickens Alchemy Jennings-Powers heart with his presence. He cauterizes her lungs with his sweet breath. Who would know such a doomed fate lies ahead for such an terrible girl? Levi AckermanxOC oneshot OOC Levi Ackerman

It's urple, it squicks me out, and once you get inside it supposedly stars "Abused!Reader," but it's in third person and anyplace there should be a name, it just says {Name} or {Last Name}. What is this, I don't even. O.o Also short, but unfinished, so who knows?


"My Regret" by ErenLevijeager

After having slept with his lover, Eren finds out he is expecting Levi's child. He thinks that this will bring them closer together...he was dead wrong. Levi refuses to have a child in his life. Heartbroken, Eren decides to end the relationship and raise their child alone. Years later, Levi finds Eren...and two small boys?

This one's long. It's Mpreg, but that's the least of it. It's an unmarked AU, Eren's dad is an abusive alcoholic, his mother is a woobie, his relationship with Levi makes no sense, Levi's a self-hating, smoking, drinking, cutting businessman... I dunno if it's missionable, but it's bizarre. Maybe a job for the Department of Angst?


~Neshomeh, who clearly needs to pay more attention to the AoT section.