Yea - sooo, happy birthday!

Hope you enjoy it!

As a present, I give you a life size paper mache replica of Ancalagon the Black's little toe. Have fun with it!

And how appropriate that my betas were the first two to respond! But no Pokémon? Come on, people! (jk)

Do I get to give you a present now?

Have an incorporeal flying kitten! Do not, under any circumstance, put her in the Reality Room! :D

Congrats on making it another year, and good luck with that "Real Life" thing I keep hearing about.

Let's see, what would make a good gift... Oh, I know! Here, take this Ectoplasmic Blender. It's great for making ghost smoothies!

Have the Iximaz Original Birthday Song!

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!

Have a fuzzy green sweater with a matching scarf!

Have some cookies.