Subject: I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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Posted on: 2013-01-19 19:29:00 UTC
All I know is that this will be fun for my agents. All the strange things those misspellings will spawn. XD
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I return, with badfic. by
on 2013-01-16 19:34:00 UTC
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- Magic by the Starlight » by bloodytears459082 reviews
A tale of a tragically lonely girl who transfers to Hogwarts and changes everything. It's really good you guys plz read!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 10-10-11 - Harry P.
My comment: Textbook. Ab-so-lute-ly textbook.
2. Firestorm » by WriteToEscapeReality1309 reviews
Marybelle and Enya are Aslan's daughters. They are abandoned by him when they are just babies. Trufflehunter, Nikabrik, and Trumpkin take care of them with the help of the other Narnians. Now, they must help destroy Miraz before he destroys Narnia. Peter/OC Caspian/OC. Please R&R! Movie based!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1-14-13 - Published: 1-13-13
My comment: Aslan's daughters? Reeeeally?
3. The Voyeurism Trilogy » by Celeborn's Concubine reviews -- NSFW
3 stories the 3rd being still in the oven detailing the antics of assorted Doriath males as seen through the eyes of their feminine counterparts. WARNING: M/M relations SLASH! YAOI! Whatever you want to call it. Most definitely rated M
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2-16-08
My comment: +++ !!!!! +++
- Magic by the Starlight » by bloodytears459082 reviews
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Tawaki and Irish Samurai by
on 2013-01-29 21:51:00 UTC
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I've added the badfics both of you reported to the wiki's Unclaimed Badfic list, and included your comments. Hopefully that's alright. If not, please let me know, and I can take your comments out. (Or you can remove them on your own, of course).
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Yeah, that's fine with me. by
on 2013-01-30 03:08:00 UTC
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And saves me the effort of doing so, cheers :)
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A couple of Harry Potter fics by
on 2013-01-21 16:16:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3679578/1/My-Boys
OCxGeorge,OCxFred,OCxSnape,OCxDraco and possible some Drarry and OCxHarry. Fred died in the final battle but what happens when the girl he and George both love is pregnant? And she's living with Draco? Rated M for a reason
In case you didn't guess, the OC referenced in all the pairings in the summary is the same one each time, and she's a Slytherin - George, Fred and Harry are of course well known in the canon for their fondness of people from that particular House. However, it's her pairing with Snape that I found the most disturbing, given that she's just 13 at the time.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/10312/1/The-Girl-who-Tamed-Unicorns
The story of a new arrival at Hogwarts. Sorry, this is a bad summary, but I'm new at this
Rated K
The new arrival turns out to be a Sue (surprise, surprise!), the most beautiful girl the boys have ever seen, and such a natural at magic that she can outperform Hermione despite having no formal tuition before, and the fic being set in their 4th year. -
Badfic report by
on 2013-01-18 17:19:00 UTC
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A while ago, Cyba Zero posted this Star Trek: Voyager badfic on the Board, and I laid claim to it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7089561/1/THE-NEW-GIRL-on-Voyager
I thought it was finished. But Shaundrah's back.
*cue Beethoven's Fifth*
There are two new chapters, and the author has also written a Hunger Games fic with equally horrible SPaG. What are the minis for Hunger Games? Mini-muttations? Mini-Mockingjays? Whatever they are, they exist. And the author even claims she had a beta look it over.
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*Reads new chapters; is pained* by
on 2013-01-19 17:17:00 UTC
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Crikey, more? 'Good locking'? 'Planing something'? And I see Shaundrah has brought the 'nanaprobes' back with her, too. Also, what is this 99 ppl, 99 parts per litre?
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. by
on 2013-01-19 19:29:00 UTC
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All I know is that this will be fun for my agents. All the strange things those misspellings will spawn. XD
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I know. by
on 2013-01-20 19:21:00 UTC
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I find myself unable to shake off the image of nanoprobes that act as nannies, or are very very tiny actual nannies. Misspellings sure spawn some very strange things.
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Don't tell me. by
on 2013-01-20 19:28:00 UTC
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In the mission I am writing right now, my Agents are offered the sight of a road made from cars, with smaller car-roads inside each of them in an infinitely recursive fashion.
That's what you get when a fic starts as a trainwreck... then halfway through the derailed train is hit by an earthquake, falls down a cliff and is attacked by the giant dragon living in it.
And then both the train and the dragon get hit by a meteorite. -
A road made out of cars... by
on 2013-01-21 15:21:00 UTC
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That would be quite a sight to see, even without the recursiveness.
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That series of catastrophes... by
on 2013-01-21 01:26:00 UTC
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...reminds me of a certain Calvin and Hobbes strip.
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Ouch, poor you. by
on 2013-01-20 22:25:00 UTC
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At least you don't have a legendary badfic.
*Looks around warily.*
Ironic Overpower, don't do it! -
Well... by
on 2013-01-22 03:13:00 UTC
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If it gets to be My Immortal length, we could always do a co-write.
But now that we're prepared for it, it won't happen. Such is the IO.
(Personally, I've liked the idea of having "nanaprobes" be shaped like bananas. Whichever. I'm also looking forward to Seven trying to kill Shaundrah with her "bear hands". And let's not get started on the way she doesn't capitalize brands, so Chinese Laundry shoes are probably going to manifest as dirty clothes on her feet with maps of China on them.) -
*Laughs profusely* by
on 2013-01-22 09:04:00 UTC
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I must say, however it comes about, I'm really looking forward to the sporking of this one. Some of those 'spellings' are just so hilarious!
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The Voyeurism Trilogy by
on 2013-01-17 12:14:00 UTC
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Based on my limited knowledge of english, the author writes well, which makes the fic even worse to be read. We can see the very nastiness that it is.
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Okay... by
on 2013-01-16 20:47:00 UTC
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The first one is definitely the worst MI imitator I've ever seen. .__.
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Oh, I don't know. by
on 2013-01-17 00:10:00 UTC
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It came across more like a parody to me.
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By now I'm throwing them in one pot. by
on 2013-01-17 00:26:00 UTC
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Most imitators don't do it because they think that MI is a great work of art. This one's just... particularly blatant and has more coherent spelling.
From the reviews: "Her name is Harmony, not Mary Sue or Tara or whatever So not sure what you're talking aboout?"
Really, author? Really?
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-blinks, chokes, spits morning coffee everywhere- by
on 2013-01-16 20:28:00 UTC
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Aslan has daughters? According to one author's penname, Celeborn has concubines? (I refuse to go near the story itself because I am frightened of it now. Truly, deeply frightened. Tire swings are less horrific right now.)
I don't... I can't... Meep. -hides under desk, waits for the ad things to go away-