*blows noisemaker* Have a pack of rainbow smiley face stickers!

Do you want the Iximaz Birthday Song? ...eh, bolded capslock gets old after a while. Have a singing sunflower instead!

So, not much older than me, I see. I turn 27 in December.

As for your birthday gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
No, not a Delibird; he's not a Pokemon fan...
*rummages some more*
Aha!

Here, have a replica Kingdom Key! You might want to wear sunglasses while using it, though: it's been painted in Suvian colors.

Congrats, PoorCynic!

I may have read "*blows into a party noisemaker*" as "*turns into a party noisemaker*" for a moment, there. Which would have led to wondering where the badfic came from, because when people start turning into things, badfic can't be far away. :P

If presents are things you want, have an invisible kitten! (Not to be confused with the nonexistent kitten I gave a fellow newbie.) ^_^

;P

Much congratulations and happy birthday!