Subject: *tosses cakefetti*
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Posted on: 2014-10-30 21:57:00 UTC
Have my unorthodox birthday song!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
DON'T LET ANYONE MAKE YOU BLUE
AND HOPE YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
Yeah, the last two lines I can't seem to keep consistent. Oh, well!
So I was born 18 years ago today. People keep asking how it feels to be a legal adult now, but nothing's really changed. Hey, free cake, though!
Sorry for being a day late!
I think that this is the first time that I've ever wished you a happy birthday, isn't it? If so, then allow me to give my usual birthday present: a Pokemon that loves to give Presents, namely, Delibird!
The standard warning applies: its presents have an 80% chance of exploding!
I like those chances! *rips open box*
Have my unorthodox birthday song!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
DON'T LET ANYONE MAKE YOU BLUE
AND HOPE YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
Yeah, the last two lines I can't seem to keep consistent. Oh, well!
*showers you with golden sparkles* *tosses you a Generic Gift*
I don't know you too well, so have some chocolate cake! (You can never go wrong with chocolate, in my experience.)
Oh, definitely - I actually got a triple chocolate cake today! I'm probably going to end up eating 80% of it, at least.