WHY? FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THATS CANON WHY?
JUST, WHY IN THE NAME OF JIM, GEORGE, AND BRIAN WOULD YOU DO THAT?

A druggie doctor... just, no. NO, NOOOOOOO.

Because seriously, EVERYTHING this ***hole "writes" deserves to die.

THE SINGULAR MEMBERS/CREATURES ARE CALLED SILENTS.

I can't even. I really can't. I'm also about to check out the SPN/Torchwood crossover...here's hoping I make it out with my sanity.

Comments regarding "Three's a Crowd":

-Kindly explain to me why Ianto is chasing a demon.
-Kindly further explain to me why the demon is running from Ianto and not doing anything at all to deter him despite Ianto's chasing and shooting the demon three times. You'd think he'd have at least thrown Ianto into a wall by now.
-...Ianto, I'm going to make allowance for your loose-lippedness about Torchwood because hey, you're obviously off-balance due to sudden angel appearance.
-...Author, I don't think every single person who meets Cas needs to reiterate Dean's comment about him looking like a holy tax accountant.
-IANTO, YOU DON'T JUST TAKE AN ANGEL OUT FOR DRINKS WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING IN WITH JACK AND, I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE LETTING HIM KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALIVE, THE CREATURE YOU WERE CHASING IS TAKEN CARE OF, AND OH, HEY, THERE'S A GUY HERE CLAIMING TO BE AN ANGEL. GOOD GRIEF.
-For that matter, Jack, shouldn't you be trying to contact Ianto? You haven't heard from him in a bit, and Tosh is bound to have noticed that he's no longer running anywhere but is instead heading to a bar. With company. If Torchwood doesn't show up within the next few paragraphs...
-...booming voice. Dean Winchester. Booming voice.
...I don't know, but...I tend to associate 'booming voice' more with Thor. Not really Dean. But. I suppose I can let that one slide, Dean can get pretty loud...
-CAS IS GRINNING. AND HE WAS LAUGHING BEFORE. AND THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN BE DRUNK, THAT TAKES A LIQUOR STORE.
...Okay, Cas is OOC.
-THEY'RE NOT EITHER HUNTERS, THEY'RE TORCHWOOD. IT'S NOT THE SAME THING. FOR ONE THING, THEY TAKE DOWN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CREATURES, AND FOR ANOTHER, THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING THEY DO.
-...you and Cas, huh, Dean? How about Sam? When is this set? Is he with you? When is this set?

So yeah, this doesn't seem to be finished. From this...that may be a good thing. Read at your own risk--specifically, if you think that Cas and Ianto flirting blatantly isn't something you can handle (I'm not sure how well I'm handling it), give it a miss. Or prepare to cringe.

...prepare to cringe either way.

~DF

PS: ...hold on...one more question:

/ahem/ WHY ARE CASTIEL AND DEAN IN CARDIFF.
HOW DID THEY GET THERE
WHY DID THEY GO THERE
WHY WOULD YOU BRING DEAN WINCHESTER THERE
IF YOU GOT THERE ON A PLANE, DEAN WOULDN'T BE HAPPY
IF YOU'RE ONLY THERE FOR THE ONE DEMON...THAT HAD BETTER BE ONE NASTY DEMON, WHICH IT ISN'T, BECAUSE CAS TOOK IT OUT WITH ALMOST NO EFFORT, SO WHY BRING DEAN IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND FURTHERMORE, WHY EVEN CHASE IT TO BEGIN WITH?

/heavy breathing/ Okay, I'm done. Anyone who wants to do something with this, go with my blessing and support.

~DF

PPS: (All ranting aside, I'm not entirely sure it's mission-worthy...but you never know. See what you think of it. It's good for a rant, at least.)

... that I read is an insult to my childhood. My one elixir of joy, my one connection to young siblings of mine, and he dare accuse them of horrible deeds regarding children?

And how dare they kill sweet little Elmo, no matter how annoyingly high pitched his voice is.

Did anyone have Bleep products? A gallon of Bleeptea would be nice.

I have momentarily resurrected myself from beyond the grave just to facepalm at this.

OK WHAT THE ****BRO!!!!!

JUST THE SUMMARY IS F***ED UP!!!!!

DEAR GOD, CAN IT ACTUALLY GET ANY WORSE THAN VIOLATION OF THE EVENSTAR, BECAUSE I THINK WE JUST FOUND SOMETHING THAT'S WORSE!!!!!!!111!!

CAPSLOCK RAGE RANT OVER

//Crawls into corner//
//Forever cries//

Operation Fornication (M, NSFW) - where do I even begin?
Aside from the fact that, you know, even if the Doctor had children, they'd only be half-Time Lord.