I’m so, so sorry to inflict like this upon you guys, but I don’t think I can bear the weight of something this Bad alone anymore

These are the worst pieces of Badfic to come out of the Brony fandom. no, that’s not enough to describe them. These are the worst thing in the history of written fiction.

These are worse than even Cupcakes, Rainbow Factory, Pattycakes, Cherilee’s Garden, Sweetapple Massacre and Pages of Harmony combined.

So without further ado, let the truly brave amongst us dive into the lowest circle of Badfic Tartarus.

(Disclaimer: A good portion of the writing in this rant is taken from the Tv Tropes The Conversion Bureau YMMV page and I give the wonderful tropers who wrote and edited it express credit. They can better articulate what I currently can’t in my own seething hatred for these atrocious abominations)

Chatoyance's work in the Conversion Bureau-verse - NSFB

The original work The Conversion Bureau is already Badfic enough on its own, being absolutely misanthrofic, depicting humans as irredeemably flawed and show ponification making humans into categorically better beings with kinder, less violent minds.

In both the original fic and Chayotance's work, Celestia is replaced by a misanthrophic tyrant commonly known in the rest of the Brony Fandom as Xenolestia.

Chayotance however, further adds brimstone to the hellfire by bashing religion, furthering the horrifying brainwashing aspects of ponyfication and the fact that Equestrian ponyfication barrier wipes away anything that was created by humans in a way that leaves no evidence of their prior existence; which includes the arts, sciences, physical memories, buildings, and human advancements; in other words, the last step of the perfect genocide

The most atrocious example are probably Ten minutes:aftermath which inferred to be a direct insult to author of a Conversion Bureau fixfic, The reasonably adamantly down with Celestia Newfoal Society which is yet another caustic insult towards critics of her work and
critics of the TCB-verse in general, and well... I will need a whole section to cover the absolutely worst one.

Universe Three: The Friendship Virus . Fans of show are repelled because it has nothing to do with ponies. Conversion Bureau fans are turned off because it is a Conversion Bureau story in name only. Males would be repulsed at the incredibly misandric subject matter and the idea of forcibly feminizing men via bioterrorism. Feminists might be repelled because of how Chatoyance portrays all women as flawlessly angelic Purity Sues. So who or what is this story supposed to appeal to exactly?

Furthermore, it has been blasted for its incredibly sexist portrayal of men as Always Chaotic Evil barbarians who are responsible for 98% of the world's violence and women as one dimensional angelic Purity Sues who are all nurturing and kind. The eponymous DNA altering virus makes men become like women in every way except for their physical sexual characteristics (and even then those things are altered somewhat), while the women who were exposed to the virus are just made to become even more nurturing and gentle.

Furthering the issue, Chayotance rejects any Canon that does not befit her vision or that she dislikes and makes open statements that are interpreted as her knowing the show better than even Faust herself. yeah!

The National Department of Redundant Redundancy Department of Redundancy of Our Great Nation, in conjunction with the Nonsense League and the Association for the Stupidification of All Things presents:

Pheonix White: Justifications of Justice!

To be honest, this made me laugh really hard, simply because it's so incredibly absurd. It's kind of like Thirty Hs, in that it makes about as much sense. I especially appreciate how the author goes out of his or her way to note that impossible things are happening, whereas usually impossible things happen in a badfic because the author forgot something or just doesn't know something. It manages to be both a great deal less disturbing and more redundant than Thirty Hs.

In fact, it's so redundant that I think this may actually be a job for the Department of Redundancy Department...

All that being said, I think it's a troll. While the author's profile and other stories are nearly as confusing as Justifications, I can't help but notice that he or she took the space and effort to link to no fewer than two sporkings of Justifications, as well as compliment and thank the sporkers. So either it's a troll, or the person just has a supermassive sense of humor.

Either way, this story made me laugh and go "What the -" and was all around amusing. I'd recommend giving it a read "for the lulz." 😄

Readable and fairly in character (at least for Levi), but a doozy. And while we're on the subject...

Here's a charmer. Armin/Jean AU with bad SPaG, adopted!kid!Ymir and Marco, random Annie, and an accidental Doctor Who/Star Trek Voyager reference because of said bad SPaG (a bit is referred to as "The Doctor").

Some of you guys may remember Firmagic reporting a really bad Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha x Halo bleepfic while basically tearing her hair out; some of you might also remember the over-long mission that sporked it.
Well, since I'm morbidly curious I looked at the author's profile and discovered he wrote more of the same type (rated M, most definitely NSFB).

You can put it on the wiki's Unclaimed Badfic page, here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Unclaimed_Badfic
It doesn't look like there's an Attack on Titan category, but you can easily create one in the Anime section of the page!

-Aila