Here's one from "The Legend of Linka - Twilight Princess" by wild and free 500. Freshly gathered from FanFiction.net

The result is pure, utterly confusing gold.

Original:
"Get up you lazy piece of crap!" Linkas dad yelled at her.I, Linka yawned a stood up. I was not the one to be afraid,

especially a person like my father bent down as if to fix his shoelace , then stood up and whacked me in the face. I fell, my face bloody from his long fingernails. He started yelling at me, and usually I am was silent. But

not today I yelled: Your the piece of crap! All I want is love from you and I get NOTHING BUT HATRED! Then my father grabbed me by my shirt and yelled: "I never wanted a girl in fact I never wanted a child!" I fell back, tears sprung from my eyes. My father had some hurtful things, but this was too much. I ran out of the house, slamming the screen door behind her. Vowing to never come back."Im going to the godess woods" I said. 'no one ever is sad there!" I ran till she came up to the woods, but something was different. I gasped as I saw a huge wall of black blocking my path.I reached out to touch it, something grabs her and before I knew it i was in the woods, but it was dark with monsters everywhere. The mutent monster choking me smelled of burning flesh, I noticed the

triangle on my hand started to glow. Blinded by the light, the monster threw me, I landed with aching pain. I was on her hands and knees, and soon enough found her self fainted. Linka heard a shriek and stood up. She shook her head, and looked around. Her body felt different, strange in a way, she looked down saw four paws, and a wolf like tail.

"Im chained!" She tried to get out at a extreme state of panic she looked up, an imp like creature is staring at me. with nowhere to run, I growled , metal hard teeth bared with anger and the imp like creature came infront of her. "I found you!" she said excitedly. "What are you?!" I yelled. "Not importent!" She exclaimed. " I need you, you see I have need some things. and I need your help little wolf." "My name is Linka!" I howled at her. "Linka?!" she yelled. "Are by any chance related to link?" "My abusive father? then yes!" The little imp looked as if in deep thought.

"Well whatever!" the imp said. "You MIGHT be useful. And listen" she grabbed my ear back. "you have to be my servant

because I know how to get you back to the light world". "That way you wont need to hang around the twilight creatures anymore." "Like you?" I put her hands on her hip, gave an cocky smile and said: "You want out or not little wolf?" "Out please!" I snarled. The imp clasps her hands together and sent out a ray of blackness. I flinched the darkness making my head hurt. For 5 seconds I could not think. My mind filled with only fear. When I was able to open my eyes the chain was gone, I was out of my cell. But their was something heavy on my back. I looked at my back,

the imp was on my back, riding me like a horse! extremely offended, I tried to throw her off, she grabbed my ear, which made me stop. "Listen! if it would help my name is Midna. And i expect you to EXACTLY what I say. "besides" Midna said. I have the key to you way back and you wouldn't want to give that up would you now?" she did a little girl giggle.

I looked Midna over. Yes she was some form an imp. She wore a hatthat was black rock, with many designs. She was gray but had a black like vest shaped black over her arms and chest. Big yellow eyes and a little pointy tooth sticking out of her mouth. I looked at her and said fine Midna. She grinned like she is evil. She probably is,I thought. Im crazy to do it. But as if compelled by an evil Power, I looked at her and said "Yes, I will". "Good ,thats what in thought." She giggled her little girl giggle. And flew off my back to the mid air, and threw her hand to the ground and a blue and black portal appeared.

I flinched as I felt the evil power overcome me. She went into the portal and told me to follow. I did. My head aching.

Suddenly my whole body turned to little black suddenly I felt life again and slowly my body become itself again. I thought the land of Hyrule might be bad. But as Midna settled on my back with a hard thud.I looked at my surroundings. I nearly fainted as I saw the Sky all black. Little black squares rising all around me. Mutent evil creatures and birds everywhere. Midna put a dark force around me, to keep me from falling from shock. She did an evil smile showing her nasty collection of strange teeth. and whispered in my ear "Its perfect".


Translated:
"Get up, lazy shit!" Left. E. opened my father shouted again. Never been afraid

Especially for someone like my father, mild to fix the ropes, then got up and knocked on the person. I signed my nails long and bloody face. Gel used to be at rest at a distance, came to me. But

It was that day, I cried, I will give you shit! I just want what you want, and get more than hate and sadness was my father took and cried, "the child was too old to not want her daughter:" I know who signed the post-tears from my eyes. Bad Father, but is also very. And ran out of the house to meet them shut the door behind her. Voving never to return. "I go to the forest goddess," I said. "It's always sad" until I ran was a forest, but another table I saw a huge black wall gaspt to join me before I know, I know, is able to equalize. J. Omens dark forest, but everywhere. I new monster choking smell of burning flesh

Triangle in my hands began to glow. Turn to me and gave me a monster headache pain. The hands on my knees, and a small horse collapsed. I heard a cry rose on the left. She shook her head and looked around. Otherwise, I saw the hair in a big way for foot drop and was like tail of a wolf.

"I am a prisoner!" Tested to panic, as it seemed to me, looking elf creature. Cold hard metal teeth with rage and list - like creature with a place to run, and I Ground against you. "I found you!" These excitement. "What are you?" He cried. "It's not cheap," I wondered. "Why do some. Need your help, and there is no free lunch." "The name of the link" in your face. "Left?" She screamed. "But perhaps the tank?" "My father, contempt; C. Then, no! "If the devil is in the high, consider the offer.

"Okay!" Imp said. "This page is useful to hear" myself dragged into his ears. "To Andy

"". For now I know to come back, and will have to waste time under the new creative "side, his hands, and gave them the cheeky smile and said:" "As for you"; Wolf not quite want to leave ? "" I beg you, and go! "I errors. Imp clamps his hands together and sends a beam of darkness. It was difficult for me to be the head of the chief of darkness hurt me. Opinion about 5 seconds has not happened to me. Exclusive to the fear behind. opened my eyes when I open turn a small room, but a few looked back hard

Pack was on my back, and I like riding! You insulted pulled into a violent passion, I have tried to remove the ears, which gave me no end. "Listen, if you help me remind media. Wait exactly what it says. "Moreover," said media. You do not want to give you, and you should return the key? "And he laughed a little.

Media held in March If one kind of pulses. Blackrock hatthat win with many designs. It was a gray, but it was more like jakket black as black, arms and chest. Yellow eyes, large and small cone out of the mouth. Media looked at me and said well. He smiled and said evil. I suspected. I love it. Limited by the power of evil in the eyes seemed to say. "Yes," "If it's good than I thought." Laughed her laugh was a child. It flies in the air again, and the door and saw a dark blue.

I was hesitant to order that is evil emperor. I had to go to the gate. I did. Headache.

Suddenly my whole body in small black life suddenly felt my body again, and slowly turns. I think hirule, a country that could be bad. But look media and lived in the back of my net. J. difficult environment. I saw the dark sky almost fainted. Black boxes, grow around me. Turn off the evil creatures and birds around the world. Media mode power of darkness that surrounds me, to keep the data that falls from the shock. Laugh at the poor showing poor collection of funny teeth. Whispers in your ear, "infinite"

...used a passage from "My Immortal", with spelling corrected?

The original passage:

"Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if you don't know who she is get the hell out of here!). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them."

After an English-Swahili-Bulgarian-Dutch-Estonian-Latin-English translation:

"Greetings, my name is Black, and I do Dark'ness Raven for a long time DEMENTIA ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple and red tips of the rod can reach him, my eyes back towards the icy blue and is clear of the people, like many of my tears Friend horakazhi the faces of Tacitus and that it is (it is not that, if any). I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I am also a witch and the magic school called Hogwarts in England, where I was a year (I'm 17). I Am GOTH (in case you we can not say), and I have come to wear more black. I do love hot, and I buy all my clothes there. So today I wore black lace corset with matching black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, "white", black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I went outside the "Hogwarts." This is very much not the only ones, that the rain stop. A lot of me looking vs. Part of my finger on them"

From "An Unexpected Companion":

His gaze settled on Kestrel, and something made her breath hitch in her throat. Was it fear? She couldn't be sure. But whatever it was, whether it was his commanding presence or the pair of stormy gray eyes that were locked on her own, it left her unable to speak. "Show me what it is you're carrying with you.", he said firmly. It was clear to Kestrel that this was not a request. She cautiously opened the hand that had been clenched around the beautiful necklace. The necklace that she had gazed into as the world evaporated around her.

And after English-Norwegian-Arabic-Hindi-French-Czech-Chinese-Japanese-English:

Kestrel blocking breathing was calm eyes and throat. Fear? He also can not be sure. However, all the rest of the eye of the storm primer gray seals, lock her silence. "Let me see what you need with you is you." She said firmly. Obviously, it does not require a kestrel. Gorgeous necklace, hand, carefully opened. Series that had been concentrated, staring in the world.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8901090/1/Brighter-Than-The-Sun
The story is stopped halfway through the first chapter to tell us Katarina Roliano's backstory and description.

From English to Latin to Dutch to Serbian to Portugese to English.

Wait! Very address that stop time may be less interested in the history of knowledge after Katrina.

Katrin Roliano is 18. She has a reddish eyes blackened and long, curly brown hair waist length now, the punishment of the offender.

Father of Catherine and father Pevensie knew of classmates. So it is not surprising that he should be moved in two houses Pevensie family with Catherine, Catherine, and children were good friends.

When the war began, and they were the Pevensie Teacher Kirk and Katrina were different. Si and people are reunited a year after the game.

Unfortunately, Catherine, said Lucy's adventures take place in Narnia, because the secret of the teacher's home.

Catherine believed everything he said Lucy, as she always read books fairy called even now, and it is expected that, in some places, like the earth, in a country that was not there. Moreover, even Susan admitted that she was there!

From "It's not a blender it's a coffeemaker!", one of the fics I'm planning to spork,.

Original:

She held herself with an air of pride, and arrogance. She was tall and slender, and could strike jealousy even in the most dead of men, and she was graceful. Her eyes shifted colors of the rainbow, or could be held at will, her hair was a rich mahogany waterfall that shimmered down her back. She wore only what most mortal men would call a bikini, it wasn't it was a senya, she wore a sheer fabric skirt over her hips with a leather belt from which hung a scabbard holding the Excalibur blade, bangles moved with grace around her wrists and ankles, accented by the sheer shawls she wore over her shoulders and the chandelier earring she wore. She was sent by her royal council to assist a Starfleet flag ship as they crossed a terrain in space known for illness and sickness curable only by the rumored beautiful Elvic healers.

After English-Spanish-Greek-Lithuanian-Hebrew-Haitian Creole-English:

It was with pride and want to see when. He was tall and thin, and it can hurt even more jealous than men
Died, and it was fun. His eyes rainbow of colors, or they can free their own desires, her hair was a cascade
Brilliant tone down his back. Just put this most mortal would call bikini, Senya, wear only a skirt fabric on the thighs with a leather belt, from which hangs a sheet tray Calibur watch, bracelet move gracefully around his arm and ankles arm party stresses placed on their own shoulders, put chandelier earrings. He sent the Royal Council to participate in the flag race, know about the disease and cure diseases just rumors run to Elvic most beautiful on earth.

Wow--it was bad to start with.

From 'Allyson's Journey', a Harry Potter Badfic:

"15-year-old Allyson Persephone Mandell is sitting in her front yard, on a lawn chair, enjoying the beautiful weather of March 17, 2010. She has her iPod on, blasting Two is Better Than One by Boys Like Girls (A/N: I love this song, if you haven't heard it, look it up). She's been out there for about 15 minutes, staring at the flawless, blue sky when, quite unexpectedly, she notices a brown and white speckled owl flying towards her. 'What is an owl doing out in the middle of the day in Wisconsin?' she thinks to herself. The owl flies straight up to her and lands on the ground. It looks expectantly up at her and lifts it's leg. She sees the letter tied there and carefully, as to not hurt the bird, unties the letter. Once it is free, the owl flies away. 'Strange.' she internally muses.

Opening the letter, she reads what is written, in elegant, curvy script.

Allyson,
You are very special to the wizarding world. I know you have no idea what this means, but bare with me. You, if you wish, will be taken from your time, which will be frozen, and thrown into the past, 1975 to be exact, where you will become a student and learn all about magic. Please, consider it and I know you'll do the right thing. If you accept, say the spell, out loud, that's written at the bottom of this note, which will then become a port-key and take you to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in 1975. There you must go through the front doors, and follow the stairs. Upon reaching the third level, follow the hallway until you reach the Gargoyle statue. The password is 'Licorice Wands' and you will be allowed entry. Give this letter to me, Professor Dumbledore, and I will help you from there.
Thank you, Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Spell:Vii mind tagasi*, Fifteen June Nineteen Seventy-Five

Shrugging her shoulders, and pulling out her headphones, putting her iPod in her pocket, she stands up and recites the spell. Sure enough, she is surrounded by a bright blue light and begins to spin."


And after being put through English-Danish-Hebrew-Arabic-Norwegian-Serbian-English, this is what comes out:

"Persephone Alison Mandel 15 years sitting in your yard, garden chair, and enjoy the beautiful weather of 17 March 2010. Let your iPod with another blast of the best boys and girls, one by one, like (/ N: I love this song, if you heard it, check it out). I went there for 15 minutes, looking flawless blue sky, when suddenly, in a brown and white speckled night flying. "What is the shape of an owl in the daytime and Wisconsin?" Authority. The owl flew right in the face and fell to the ground. It looked at her expectantly and increases bone. See the cover letter and care so that they do not harm the birds, solves this message. Once free, the owl flew away. "It's strange." Internal reflection.

Open it up, it says what is written in elegant script rounding.

Alison,
You are a very special world of witches. I know that you have no idea what that means, but bare with me. You, if you will, that will take their time and will be frozen, and that in the past, 1975 to be exact, where students will learn all about magic. Please look at it and know to do right. If you accept, says Spelling, the highest, which is written at the bottom of this note, it will be a major port and take you to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, in 1975. Here you have a front door and follow the steps. After reaching the third level, follow the hallway until you reach the statue zveri.Lozinka "Icoritz sticks" and will not be allowed entry. Give me the letter, Professor Dumbledore, and that will help.
Thank you, Albus Dumbledore Hogwarts school of witchcraft President and sorcery

Magic: The Seventh tagasi * Fifteen 19th June, and five hours

Ignored shoulder and left ear, and put the iPod in my pocket, and stood beside him, recited magic. In fact, it is surrounded by bright blue light starts to spin."

Let's see what happens when we do it to the Eye of Argon!

A sweeping blade of flashing steel riveted from the massive barbarians hide enameled shield as his rippling right arm thrust forth, sending a steel shod blade to the hilt into the soldiers vital organs. The disemboweled mercenary crumpled from his saddle and sank to the clouded sward, sprinkling the parched dust with crimson droplets of escaping life fluid.

The enthused barbarian swilveled about, his shock of fiery red hair tossing robustly in the humid air currents as he faced the attack of the defeated soldier's fellow in arms.

becomes

Special barbarians waving his right hand and a shield enameled stainless steel blade with blade mercenari Vitale grated drawn, disemboweled bodies shoes flashing gene has been an asset to send soldiers to hide and of the bold, bright red liquid in a cloud of dust and a few drops of running false.

Wings beat his fellow soldiers because the attacker enthusiastic vandal, red hair, moist air currents, strong fellow flaming swilveled

From "The orcs tale" by Ladiesman567:

My heart pounded fast in my chest and I stopped breathing, it was like all air was being sucked out of me. Suddenly, I saw it, a giant, grumpy old orc, with a face like a bucket of mud. Fist clenched around the hilt of my sword, I moved forward towards the creature. "What makes you think you have the right to be on our land" the orc growled viciously. Scowling I answered "This is as much my land as it is yours, more even you gargantuan beast"

"Oh yeah" answered the orc, and without warning he hit me. That was it I, pulled out my sword and ran it through the putrid beast's heart, but, unexpectedly, it gave the orc no damage! Filled with rage, the oaf punched me with the hand that was embedded with the burning blade symbol. Again I stabbed it; only this time in the face, and when I finished only a skull was left. The veins in the old idiots head were visible even in the dark, and the ground was covered with green blood. Lady Proudmoore may not abide this behaviour, but that was not going to stop me, and then again what the Lady did not know could not hurt her. On my way back to Northwatch I ran into Colonel Lorena "What have you been doing out late Kristoff? She said in a somewhat terrifying voice. Lost for words I just stared at her in shock "Just been having a walk" I finally rasped, petrified and horrified. Lorena looked disgusted; I knew I was in trouble "At 4 in the morning that is relentlessly uncivilized." Hoping upon hopes that she did not know what I had done I answered "Just had to clear my head, what with all this hustle going on." Luckily for me before she could answer there was a distant howl in the surroundings of Northwatch, I just hoped it was not too dangerous. Somewhere in the darkness I heard growling and a touch of breathing and then a full frontal howl "HOOOOWWWWL"

Lorena screamed "WOLF" in a high pitched voice, and breathed a meitres scroll incantation and instantly she and I appeared in the throne room of Lady Proudmoore's castle. Stunned at the fact that Lorena could do such a spell I hardly even noticed the form of Lady Proudmoore on her throne. After what seemed like hours to me, Lorena finally awoke Lady Proudmoore, and said "So sorry to wake you at this hour but in my nightly search for oncoming demons and humanoids I found Kristoff snooping around." My blood turned to ice when Lady Proudmoore looked both tired and also very cross. After a few moments the Lady finally said" Why exactly have you been wondering these parts?" It took me a while to think of an excuse but finally I answered "Just needed to clear my head." As well as Lorena, Lady Proudmoore did not believe what the chamberlain was babbling on about but he was a respected adviser so…. There was an awkward silence for a while, but Lorena broke the silence by saying "Since we have no proof that Kristoff was doing nothing I think he should be banned from leaving the palace." I was quite annoyed that Lorena was trashing me but she could be a lot stricter! Even though Lady Proudmoore looked like she wanted nothing less than to do this but she still said "That, I think, is quite reasonable so you are banned from leaving the palace Kristoff." The next morning I planned to go to the docks but then remembered that I was expelled to the palace, I signed then I collapsed on my bed and almost instantly went back to sleep. An orc was running at me and then it cut my head off….AAGGHH! I screamed I had just witnessed the most petrifying dream I had ever had! Hiding my head in my hands, trying to remember every detail was almost impossible, it was so long and wide. Just as I was about to go for a walk I remembered what The Lady had said so I just got dressed and joined the others in the dining hall downstairs. There was (oh the shame of it) only porridge left tut tut. The Lady said "Did you sleep well"

After English-Spanish-Arabic-Hebrew-French-English:

My heart was pounding in my chest and breathing, as if all the air out of me thrown. Suddenly, I saw a big old anger York, with a face like a bucket of Batz. Grasp the handle of the sword, I walked towards the creature. "What makes you think that you have the right to be on our land," growled furiously York. Frowning said: "This is my land, as for you, more giant monster"

"Oh, yes," replied York, and hit me without warning. I did, and I took the sword and my heart rotten animal, but, unexpectedly, all ORC damaged! Auf filled with rage, struck with the hand that has been integrated into a fire code sheet. A stabbed once, but this time in the face, and when I finished the skull was abandoned. veins Old idiots head visible even in the dark, and the ground was covered with green blood. Mrs. brave does not support this behavior, but I do not want to stop, then again he did not know the woman did not was injured. On the way back, I met Colonel Northwatch and Renee "What the late Christopher? Said its scary to some extent. Is lost for words seemed little in shock, "I just had to roll," and finally a hoarse voice., And Reina petrified disgust and shock, and I knew that I was hoping she hopes disorder does not know what he was doing, he replied: "I just had to clear my head, so" at four in the morning, it is a relentless culture. "All this is happening emotionally." Lhmzl before I could answer, there was a long complaint Northwatch, I just hope it is not too serious. Somewhere in the darkness, I heard grunts and a touch of breath and then howling at the full "HOOOOWWWWL"

Renee cried "wolf" in a loud voice, and breathed magic meitres immediately turned and went to the throne of the manor Lady Proudmoore. Lorna was surprised by the fact that this wave might not notice how courageous lady chair. After what seemed like an hour, Lady Proudmoore and Reina finally woke up, he said: "I'm sorry I was awake at this hour, but my request to be demons during the night and inhalation Christoph humanoid" turns ice in my blood, when it became Lady Proudmoore fatigue and also crosses. Mrs. After a few moments finally said, "what I was a student here?" It took some time to think of an excuse, but finally said, "I just need to clear my head." In addition, Lorna, do not think Lady Proudmoore server was babbling on about but he was a highly respected advisor .... There was a awkward silence for a while, but Lorna broke the silence and said: "As we have no evidence that it was not something you think we should Christoph allowed to leave the palace" irritates me that you destroy the Lorena, but can be much more difficult! Although the lady looks Proudmoore He wanted nothing less than to do, but said: "That, I think, is probably what is allowed to leave the palace Christophe." In the morning, the intention of go to the port, but then remembered the position, he was banished from the palace, then collapsed on the bed and fell asleep almost immediately. Ran ORC and cut my head off and then .... AAGGHH! screamed because the most terrifying dream I've ever had! He buried his head in his hands, trying to remember every detail was almost impossible, as long as wide. while I was about to take a trip remember what he had said lady, and then I just got dressed and joined the others in the dining room on the ground floor. Summer (oh the shame) strawberry strawberry oatmeal just left. Dame said: "Sleep- you well "

Hee, this is fun!

I like where this is going.

I'm fairly sure that this means Zuko is Olivia Newton.





I can certainly see the resemblance.