Hi, and welcome to the Board! Don't worry about the grammar thing- I assume, since you mentioned it, that means you want to learn? No problem! ;)

For your present, have a trumpeting fish. I have to warn you, though- his scales and trumpet are urple.

Here take this scouts badge from Attack on Titan.(I'm almost finshed the anime so I'm kinda obsessed.

To celebrate your arrival, please accept this Awake, a creature that thrives on caffeine and espresso. Just make sure to feed it regularly!

Hello, hello! I hope you are enjoying the craziness that is the PPC/

I know that this question's been asked already, but you did not answer it yet: What are your fandoms?

As for your newbie gift, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale inside!

So what are your fandoms? I know LonelyStar gave you a bunch of things from various continua, but that doesn't tell me what you actually like. Also, I like learning about people.

Anyway! Your newbie gift is a small case containing a pack of yellow sticky notes as well as five of those skinny ones you mark pages in textbooks with. I'd give you a pen as well, but I can't find any that still have a cap/ink. :)

Hello!

Also, chocolate (in case of dementors), a blanket, silver bullets, various and sundry religious symbols, a bell, a Sonic Screwdriver, random articles of clothing from Legolas and Draco Malfoy, a big stash of Bleeprin, and several Canon sources of your choice.

You'll need them.

Don't worry about the bad grammar stuff. It gets better the more you write.

Hello and welcome!

You are now the proud owner of a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on!

-Aila

I take you read The Original Series, The Constitution and at least the Faqs on the Wiki?

You don't need to be scared. This just about one of the nicest
communities I have ever been in. People here are really welcoming.

Speaking of welcomings, let me present you with your very own Rorschach Book(Changes according to your current reading interests!)

We don't bite. Not other Boarders, anyway. Sues don't count--though of course the taste is really hard to get out of your mouth.

Seems like most of the relevant questions have been asked already, so welcome! You're probably going to get a bunch of gifts from the other Boarders, so here's a bottomless bag to carry them in.

Ooh, I love new Boarders. They're so much fun!
Now! *voice drops to a whisper* Do you live in Australia? I'm only asking because I'm getting desperate. I'm one of two Aussie PPC-ians, would you believe that? It's enough to make a girl attempt suicide-by-penguin. Not the nicest way to go.
Enough about me. What about you? Which fandoms are you in? On a scale of 1-10, how crazy are you? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

As a welcome gift, please accept this 99.07% legit diploma from the University of Gallifrey, certifying that you passed Jiggery Pokery (having already mastered Hullabaloo). You are now qualified to fiddle about with other people's mobile phones.

|Kitty

Yeah, filters tend to be pretty random about what they do or don't block. The Board often slips by due to not being one of the obvious social networks or forums, but it's impossible to predict.

So, what brings you to these parts? I guess you've read some PPC stories - who did you start with? And because it's been a long time since I wandered in, where did you find them?

There's no need to be scared by us... probably. ;) Unless you're a Mary-Sue. Tell me, do you find everyone around you bending to your will, and that even 'bad' things that happen tend to leave you in a better situation than you started? Or maybe you're Bad Slash or Het - do people throw themselves at you despite the fact that they nominally hate you? Do strong people tend to break down around you?

Ooh! You could be Misplaced Fauna! Do you have pointed ears? Iridescent eyes? Do you, secretly, have wings?

hS

PS: Once a time upon, we had a tradition of poking the newbies. I hereby claim first poke: [Pokepokepoke] ~hS

Hi COG, have some fudge!

How did you find us?