Subject: The arrival of another newbie
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Posted on: 2014-08-30 21:16:00 UTC
Hey everyone! My sister kept asking me to join the PPC and here I am. I've been poking around a bit and have decided to introduce myself. I hope to enjoy being on the board as much as possible. Some of my favorite fandom are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Ranger's Apprentice. To celebrate my joining I give bananarangs to everyone!
I've read those books as well, but for the latter two it's been a while...
Bananarang. So, are we doing this like a hobbit birthday where you give us gifts? Well, here's a pen that turns into a sword, that should come in handy.
It always gives me pleasure to exchange weapons with another. There's no such thing as too many deadly toys! I also didn't want to show up without anything for all you amazing people.
Since the only fandom we share is HP, here, have a Firebolt,
a subdued Monster Book of Monsters, and a Rorschach Book ( Changes according to your current reading interests. Think of it as a book your mind automatically writes just for you!)
Wow! My very first broomstick. I have to go for a flight on this right away. *Flies around neighborhood and crashes into a tree* Maybe I should learn to fly first. What else is here? A Monster Book of Monsters that I don't have to stroke. That's nice. This is the most incredible book I have ever gotten. I will never let you leave my person. Thank you so much for these wonderful gifts!
Pokemon? *grabs Mankey and flies to check IVs* Five perfect IVs! I don't have to breed one now. Thank you very much.
Let me see, I've got a bunch of those glow-in-the-dark crystals from ATLA verse (they only glow if there's no other light,) that you can have, a two color space pen (unfortunately it only comes in blello and urple,) and a chocolate chip muffin! Welcome to the board!
Muffin! I got a muffin! KRANLOR NEED MUFFIN! Oh, there's also some crystals in here. This pen will also come in handy to blind people who try to read my writing. Also, thanks for the muffin.
Welcome to the PPC. As a newbie gift, I'd like to give you a Trick wand. I don't remember if this one turns into a live chicken, or spontaneously combusts. Watch out and don't point it at any hens.
I should be careful with this, but I won't be. Waves wand. This just turns into a chic*BOOM!* It's an exploding chicken. That's a surprise. Now I need to go wash this soot off my face.
Ooh, bananarangs... hmm...
*looks up bananarangs*
A Terraria item huh?
Well, I don't really know that much about Terraria, but I do know a little bit about rocket launchers- so I'm giving one to you. Yours has unlimited ammo and shoots incendiary rockets. (You know, the kind that sets stuff on fire.)
I've always wanted one of these! Now, how does this work? *pulls trigger* *BOOM!* Oh well, there goes my bed. I guess I'm sleeping on the floor for a few days. Also I had no idea that a bananarang is an item on Terraria. I just happened to have plenty of sharpened bananas laying around and decided to make them into lethal projectiles. This rocket launcher will be very useful...
Does it work like the Super Banana Bomb?
-Points to the Constitution, Wiki and Original Series-
-Sets a table with tea, scones and jam-
Don't let the leaves eat you.
MINE! Also thank you for the jam but I don't really care for tea. *OW! OW! OW!* Why would you give me Satanic tea leaves! I won't be able to write for a month with these fingers.
Those tea leaves have nothing to do with Satan. True, they're sometimes called Stygian Tea, but the river Styx passes through Hades, which is not Hell (contrary to what Disney would have you believe), and that's because the tea produced from them is rather... bitter. They are no more Satanic than the Venus Flytrap.
But in true brother fashion, he didn't listen. Shame on him.
*drinks the now-lonely tea*
Kranlor got mean tea leaves. At least Kranlor can still talk in the third person.
Greetings and hello!
I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on!
-Aila
I wonder what could be in this plain innocent box? OH GOD MY EYES! *throws notebook into a box which is then locked in a safe that is buried underground and then has a house built on top of it* I think I'll stick to normal notebooks, no offense.
Welcome to the Boards, I hope you have fun. Also, if you don't mind my asking, who is your sister?
Since you asked, my sister is Iximaz.
...Welcome to the PPC! (Technically, I've been here for a month, but still...)
And since we happen to share two fandoms from popular literature, have some miniature versions of an HP Hippogriff and a PJatO Hippocampus!
Wow! My very own pets! I shall call you Flappy and Slappy. (I know, very original.)
Is your sister already a member or just interested in sporking bad fanfiction? Also, what's a bananarang? It sounds like something from Donkey Kong. Speaking of which, have a Peanut Pop Gun and Diddy Kong's baseball hat! (Unfortunately, this variety of Peanut Pop Gun does not transform into a jetpack.)
In response to your question about my sister, yes. Also a bananarang I gave you is a sharpened banana designed to act as a boomerang. And thank you for the Peanut Pop Gun, I shall use it very unwisely. *Puts new hat on foot* I think the hat might be broken...