Quite tacit, I see. Let's see if we can't get some more info out of you. Hmmm... what are your fandoms?

Since you like to be mysterious, I think that I have the perfect partner for you...
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here, have an Alakazam!

This is OP. As for the question here. Let us go through it one by one shall we? What makes me come here you ask? Well its all started after I read Agony in Pink. For the original series? The answer is no, I haven't read it yet but I will in the future. As for the last question, I'm from the unused part of the web, the web where nobody care to search for, a dead link, some sort of mystery, An entity. AN ENIGMA!!
That all from me. Thank you kind sir/madam

Very laconic, aren't you? Tell us a bit more about yourself. How did you find out about us? Have you read the original series yet? What are your current obsessions?

Anyway, nice to meet you, new guy. Your gifts are a copy of Strunk and White's "The Elements of Style", aviator sunglasses, and most importantly, some popcorn. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome!

I give to you a lined Infinite Notebook, complete with urple covers and wilver bindings. Don't look at it straight on--you'll hurt your eyes!

-Aila

I am brand new at the board but I have lurked around the Sikkim for a couple months now, so lets learn this fine art of madness together!

You cant go wrong with links at the top of the main page of the board. You check out the board and newbie Faqs. You might also want to check stuff like Killed Badfic, Complete List of Ppc Fiction or any fandom wilie page to find some spin off series after you are done with The Original Series.
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So Mr.E, tell us a bit about yourself. Where are you? What are your main ransoms?

* Gives Rorschach Book * This changes shape and content based on your current reading material insterest!

Seems you have a shortage of capital letters. As such, my Newbie Gift to you is a rocket launcher whose rockets explode in a shower of capital letters.

-Points to the usual trio of Constitution, Original Series and Wiki-
-Points to Article 11 of the Constitution-
-Sets up a table with tea, scones and jam-
Don't let the leaves eat you.