Subject: Here goes... the Elfslayer Chronicles introduction
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Posted on: 2014-05-17 07:10:00 UTC

This is the backstory to the Sue-slaying drama, and the characters therein.

So, several years ago, a prince of the human nation (not the crown prince, though) was riding in an elven forest, and was supposedly killed by the xenophobic elves. In his grief, the human king declared war.

Of course, that isn't what really happened. The prince had gotten hurt when he fell off his horse, and had been taken in by the elves and nursed back to health. He was now in a gay relationship with the captain of the elf guard (Yeah, the DM was a yaoi fangirl. How'd you guess?).

Throughout all of this, the elven nation has been portrayed as somewhat utopian, with the elves being unmaterialistic (the DM harped on endlessly about this, and how elves don't Raise their dead, as they want them to rest in peace), egalitarian, tolerant of homosexuality, and with almost no crime.

The Human nation had been portrayed as hidebound, traditionalistic, homophobic, bigoted, overly-patriotic, greedy, and warmongering.

Dramatis Personae:

The Derailing Side:

The Derailing Player, who will be referred to as OP: A human illusionist wizard, although he concealed this fact, pretending to be just a warmage. He was in the party because he was apprentice of the royal wizard, and performing well would result in a promotion. Quite patriotic, and role-played as going with the philosophy the human culture (yes, the Humans are Bastards themed one).

OP's second in command: A half-orc Ranger, fairly gold-obsessed and mercenary.

The dwarven twins: A Fighter and a Bard who brofisted all the time, had a theme song, kept making up bits of dwarven culture, and quite frankly were people that I'd like to have in one of my campaigns.

And a human Artificer, who didn't really do much during the whole thing.

On the DM's side:

The DM: An elf-obsessed Yaoi fangirl who pretty much turned the campaign into her Suefic. In her favor, though, is that she never called DM Fiat when OP derailed the campaign, instead keeping her attempts within the confines of the system.

A Tiefling Swordmage who also loved elves, and based his character after several anime characters (to the point of yelling out his attack names). He didn't role-play all too well, using knowledge of the metagame in character and outright threatening OP in character.


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