Hello, I haven't really been around much longer than you (not to mention I'm a little late to the party, so to speak), but I may as well say "hi."

*Looks around for something to give*
Um... here, have a badge featuring a dinosaur wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora and holding a ray-gun.

Here, have some bubble wrap.

Have a fluffy hat in the color/pattern of your choice. :)

Should that go in a separate topic, or can I add that here?

It's a pleasure to meet you! Have a plate of fresh-baked cookies!

Have a dagger made of crystal, perfect for sneaking past airport security and breaking the minute you try and stab anything tougher than butter.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my world-famous hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. It's ferromagnetic!

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate!

Hi, have some fudge!

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome, and have some lemming repellent! You'll need it.

Greetings, new friend! Feel free to spend some time hereabouts! We hope you enjoy your stay.

And help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!

Salutations!
(Drasvetye!)
Hola!
(And welcome a-Board!)
*Badum-Tish!*

Pleased to make your acquaintance Kaite.
(Wow. Kaite. A normal name. That's not a bad thing, don't get me wrong, I'm actualy quite pleased to see a normal name. It's just, I never thought I would miss run-of-the-mill names. Anyhow, my name is John Johnson.)
...I thought it was Jumper?
(It is. On the board. Outside however, when I am on a regular planet, like to use John.)
Well, yes, but I always thought that was your quick, say-somthing-quick name. I always thought your real name was-
(We are waisting this poor girls time with our chatter.)
Oh, yes. Sorry about that.

So, you seem to have done the required reading, including missions, which is always good. Any favorites? Plus, while on questions, I must ask you... other things?

(Now, I beleve, is gifting time. Since you are a Nintendo fan, I shall give you one fire flower! Not as famous as the mushrooms, but when facing a particularly aggressive Sue, it becomes a wonderful asset.)

Glad to see new faces around here, and I hope to see more of you in the future. Till then, see you.
(Dosvedanya.)
Goodbye.
(Farewell...)

Welcome a-board, Kaite! I'm KittyNoodles... as you can probably tell... and Im'ma give you bleepnerds and a welcome-huggle! -huggles-

I do have a question or two or you:
-What are your fandoms?
-Have you read any PPC missions yet?

Also, don't worry about not writing any fanfiction - if you do or don't, it's up to you and does not make you a good or bad person. (Also, if you feel safer doing missions with a helper or several, you don't have to ask for Permission to co-write with someone who already has Permission.)