Subject: Happy birthday to our brightest flame! (large pic warning)
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Posted on: 2016-07-17 04:29:00 UTC
July, I tried to text you today, but my phone is suddenly incapable of sending or receiving pictures over text. So here's what I tried to send you earlier:
Clyde the great, big monitor lizard says, "Happy Birthday to July! Hope you have lots of delicious quail to eat!"
—Don't mind doctorlit; he just takes his massive lizard for a walk sometimes.
Can't believe nobody's done this yet.
Anyway, chums, please join me in wishing July a happy birthday. She's a Boarder of long and excellent standing and we should be celebrating her. More than that, though, she's a damned good friend, to me and to others.
Happy birthday, hun. We care about you.
July, I tried to text you today, but my phone is suddenly incapable of sending or receiving pictures over text. So here's what I tried to send you earlier:
Clyde the great, big monitor lizard says, "Happy Birthday to July! Hope you have lots of delicious quail to eat!"
—Don't mind doctorlit; he just takes his massive lizard for a walk sometimes.
Please have this black-hole chocolate cake.
Here's to hoping that you'll still be around for many more fractions of orbits around the galactic core!
you're covered in glue,
the decorations are made of glue,
the table is covered in glue,
my present is glue,
the ocean is all just blue glue,
glue, glue, glue,
happy birthday!
Glue!
What does "peace" (or, alternatively, "hi") have to do with birthdays?
Yom Hu'ledet Sameach, then!
Mazaltov!
Happy birthday my elemental opposite! Hope your big day is great!
~Mattman, who beat you with dates but definately not years
Have this Bleepolate ice cream cake... it was not easy to make.