Subject: Awwww.
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Posted on: 2016-07-07 13:41:00 UTC
You're just a little baby! Sloshing around in your mother's birthing fluids!
D'awwwwww.
My gift to you is: Two helmets, one big enough to fit over the second one.
Learning to drive is one of the most terrifying things I've ever done in my entire life. Good bloody luck, mate.
Hiya everyone, it appears today is the day of my birth.
For those not in the know, today I am turning-- *Crash*
Weird... In other news I am turning-- *More crashes, an explosion*
OI! SLOW YOUR ROLL!
*The symphony ends*
Today I am turning-- *another crash*
*Death Glare*
Sixteen.
Yes, the big one-six. The age in which I can legally drive. Not early 20s as at least two of you thought.
So please, kindly shower me in gifts.
~Mattman, who's still amazed people thought he was in his early 20s
Goodness, I'm gone for two days and people start introducing themselves and having birthdays and just generally doing things. Seems exhausting.
Anyway, happy sixteenth birthday! Hope you enjoy learning to drive (I certainly didn't), and take this box of health potions as a birthday gift. Hopefully you won't need it, but with all those car crashes that seem to be followng you, you never know.
Congratulations on dodging all those cars, and that explosion. Have a puppy, unless you don't like puppies. Then, have a kitty. If you don't like puppies or kitties, have a book. Good luck learning how to drive. (You may or may not need it, depending on your talent.)
Great, I feel old now for being 18. Thanks for that. :-D
Seriously, have fun with that shiny driver's license. No more carrying a passport as your official ID!
And wow, SIXTEEN? That young?!
Arceus, I feel old... XD
Wow, I feel old now, and I'm in my early 20s, and more newbie than you.
Anyways, please have this black-hole chocolate cake.
You're in your twenties?
I... I feel young now.
Dangit guys, stop making me feel old one day and young the next! Yer messin' with mah head!
It was partly triggered by Star Wars VII. The shock definetely aged me up.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
(And hey I remember there was somebody on the Board who thought I was thirty-something then I was seventeen. It could be weirder. :P)
You're just a little baby! Sloshing around in your mother's birthing fluids!
D'awwwwww.
My gift to you is: Two helmets, one big enough to fit over the second one.
Learning to drive is one of the most terrifying things I've ever done in my entire life. Good bloody luck, mate.
Okay, I'm terrible at guessing people's ages on the Internet, but... uh. Huh. Wow.
Have a translucent kitten.