I found a fanfic I wrote when I was 4

I found a fanfic I wrote when I was 4 by leafeyes on 2016-07-03 10:04:00 UTC

Re: I found a fanfic I wrote when I was 4 by SamLosechester on 2016-07-03 21:30:00 UTC Reply

Suefic or not, that's pretty impressive. All I did at four was draw and maybe write one or two words on the bottom.
Talk about cringe-worthy stuff done in our youths... by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-07-03 12:58:00 UTC Reply

I bloody loved Captain Underpants when I was smaller.
One day, I decided: 'Aw, mate, I can bloody do that. Dav Pikley's nothing on me, he can't even spell his first name!'*

It was some nonsense involving the two main characters, Jim and Jon, (both of whom looked and acted suspiciously similarly to the two main characters from Captain Underpants) becoming spies.
I originally killed one of their dads off to toss them into spyhood, but later decided to make it a simple kidnapping.
Can't remember if I ever drew his corpse, or anything like that, but, by God, I hope I did, because that's comedy gold, right there.
They followed the perpetrator of the kidnapping/murder, snuck through some back-alley, and never continued their journey, because I gave up. Never wrote again until I was a teenager.
Poor buggers are probably still shivering in those streets to this day.

Good Lord, though. Three chapters. At four.
I was barely sapient when I was four!

*Fact: Larfen J. Stocke, esq actually thought like this, as a child. Those exact words went through his little head.

*picks up Dav Pikley, the mini...* by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-07-03 21:55:00 UTC Reply

Mini-talking toilet? I guess we don't get to name them until someone missions a fic from one of his books, and I can't imagine anyone wanting to do that -- his are continua where weapons involving boogers don't break canon. (The Ricky Ricotta series wasn't so dangerous/gross, but did anyone like those?)

Captian Underpants!? by DCCCV on 2016-07-03 17:55:00 UTC Reply

I remember that! I was in Grade 3 when I read The Plight of The Purple Potty People. I had to wait until I graduated to read the next instalment. To be honest, I liked the ones where everything would go back to status quo in the end more. When I was four, I was in China, drawing Thomas The Tank Engine characters. I ended up getting them published in a magazine.

Yeah, by Larfen J. Stocke, esq on 2016-07-04 03:37:00 UTC Reply

I recall it getting sort of weird in the later books.

Weird doesn't cut it. by DCCCV on 2016-07-04 04:17:00 UTC Reply

Especially when there's up to three of the same person existing at the same time, you get moments where you have Tippy Tinkeltrousers, Slightly Younger Tippy, and Slightly Slightly Younger Tippy. I don't even want to talk about the fact that George and Harold are now actually SPOILERS that have SPOILERS so that they can go around SPOILERS without anyone asking questions. That is a far cry from two kids in a tree house, with a 3-D Hypno Ring.

On another note, I can't believe he lost the domain name of whenhamstersattack.org. That was a hilarious website.

Yeah, that's pretty impressive for age four! by doctorlit on 2016-07-03 12:03:00 UTC Reply

I wonder how a volcana is different from a volcano . . . Has DOGA ever had to blow up a volcano before?

—doctorlit wrote a Goosebumps fanfiction around age eight that was far worse, rest assured
If you wanted to post it online: by 1visible on 2016-07-03 11:49:00 UTC Reply

If you have access to a scanner, you could upload the fic in question into a PDF format. This would preserve any and all "glitchy" script and writing errors.

Honestly, four-year-old-you should be proud. I'm pretty sure I didn't have the capacity to even play video games when I was 4. And I hated writing.

Just don't put the three in the volcana, or you will get bad stuff.