Too many replies to answer one by one! Thanks for all the gifts, welcomes, and beta offers (I'll keep those in mind).

As your newbie gift take this replica of the One Ring, which is also a gun! ...Somehow... Anyway, just ignore those voices using Black Speech and the visions of a flaming eye and you'll be fine!

Please have this bag of black-hole chocolates. I hope you'll enjoy your stay in this madhouse for a long time.

Here, have a cup of twig tea. Hamster is, sadly, not included.

Welcome to the PPC.

And no worries about former Suethoring. Naomi, one of my Agents, used to be one too.

I can't wait to see what you'll be doing here.

Here, have some bleeprin.

I love bread and butter, too. You'll fit right in to our little community, here.

My gift to you is: a toaster. To toast all that bread and butter.

Welcome!

For your newbie gift, have a Royal Ice Cream Container. Speak the flavor you wish to consume, and watch as it appears before your eyes! It even comes with infinite refills! Though, I cannot be sued if you decide to try poison berry flavor, or earwax flavor, or vomit flavor, or coffee-and-banana-covered-beet flavor.

So, since you've answered the question of fandoms and it seems you've done your research, the only question left is if you've found any agents you're fond of yet.

As a newbie who comes from the same past as yours (I was an extreme Suethor in my wildest fantasies when I was young. I might cover both that and why it happened in a future post.), welcome aBoard!

Unfortunately, I don't have anything to give you, so have some good ol' fashioned SPaGhetti!

Here, have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional locale inside!

I've heard about RWBY, but I haven't seen it yet. That might have to change soon...

If you need a beta for your writing, feel free to ask me.

Here's a box of Pumpkin Pete's cereal, a pencil with cute cats on it, and a pocket pencil sharpener! Usually I give out popcorn for the newbies to eat while they read the Original Series, but you said you've known about us for a while, so I assume you've done the so-called "required reading" already :P

I never even wrote enough fanfic to count myself as a Suethor, much less a regular author. |D Still, I'm available as a beta if you ever have need.

Have three (3) packets of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate (with marshmallows)!

And it's good to hear of more people doing the research before taking the plunge - that, at least, we have in common. \o/

Hope you're doing well!

This magic shovel digs up...

*shovel shovel*

... monster statues!

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

And yeah, I can relate to the former Suethor thing... One only need to look at my very first published mission as evidence for that. In any rate I'll be happy to help if you need info on properly handled characterization, and writing in general as well! :)

Welcome to the land of the known! Here's a bead of "Atium".

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to figure out how to cause a Henderson in Pathfinder.

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! Mind sharing some fandoms with us?

From one ex-Suethor to another: hope you like it here. :)