Come on in, make yourself at home. I see most everybody else has already welcomed you, so I won't won't bother directing you to the usual introductory material.

For your newbie gifts, have this Replica Holocron and some fresh baked pie, straight from Hobbiton. Just don't tell anyone you got it from me.

This magical shovel digs upNYAAA!

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...ow...

... it digs up banana peels... dammit Ouran...

(Yes, I actually do say NYA when I'm surprised by things)

Hoorah, I'm no longer the newest person here!

Read the Original Series by Jay and Acacia; they established a lot of what happens with Replacement!Sues, time skips, etc. PPC isn't just about killing Sues; they do exorcisms, too.

In all seriousness, though, the PPC has a quirky sense of humor. The Original Series gives a good example of how things work.

I'm glad you think we're cool. Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series (linked to at the top of the page) and a box of pencils!

Welcome Leafeyes.

Have some bleeprin Cookies. Good for a pick me up snack and to dull the bad images of the Sue.

That plottwist sounds interesting. ALthough, what would happen with locus? And time flowing backwards, well, that would not be fun. The reminds me of one book, ah yes, Piers Anthony, Bearing an Hourglass. There were some.. consequences of that happening. I can explain more of that if you wish. Mind, that book was about the incarnation of time, so there was some logic.

Welcome! Make yourself comfortable, and have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Good day, leafeyes.
Was the plot twist that the main character's eyes were actually leaves, explaining why she was completely blind and in constant pain? Because, if that's so, I love your story and completely relate to it on every level.

And, yeah, Skarmory smashed that nail on the head, especially with the whole 'comic effect' thing. There's an entire department relating to that sort of thing. Sometimes they receive sacrifices.

My gift upon you is: a ceremonial dagger!
Because how can you make sacrifices without a dagger?
Can hardly use an origami swan, y'know.
Just don't go around sacrificing fellow boarders. We sort of look down on that.
Welcome!

Please have this black-hole chocolates please. I also wish you welcome in this madhouse, given the fact you already answered all the essential questions (Yeah for another Persona and Fire Emblem fan! What games in these series did you play?)

Last point. Would you mind posting the link to the glitterbag you mentionned so I can see if I could make a mission of it? From what you said, it would be a Persona 4 fic with uncanon sister of Narukami crashing in, right?

If you've been lurking around, you may have seen that I've been giving out Black Dragon Boxes. Here you go....

Strange, it was supposed to hatch four days ago.

If you eat it, it's supposed to taste like honey and mackerel.

It's an interesting combination.

I tried it today.

So you'll always look great without trying! What are your fandoms?

Let's see... Your Newbie gift is a Royal Ice Cream Container. Simply ask, and receive the ice cream flavor of your choosing. It's sort of like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, except with infinite refills and flavours of your choosing.

Hmm... Yup, I'd say the other two have got it right. The first one's probably just like a normal distortion, but I don't know what the second one would be. I know of fics that tell a story backwards to a degree, but it's usually periodic hops back in time, not actual backwards time. You couldn't pay me to be an Andalite or a Time Lord if that happened, though. A replacement is a replacement, really. Doesn't seem like it'd matter, though some replacements might be more tolerable than the actual characters and leave agents wishing that they could just keep the originals down a plothole.

Since, given your questions, it looks like you've at least read some of the basics, any agent pairs you're particularly fond of?

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

To answer your questions, temporal distortion happens pretty often in missions; we register it as scene transitions, sped-up fast-forward-style action, and other fun stuff. Whatever produces the most comical effect, basically. And as for replacements of Canon Sues, I think they'd be no different from other replacements, seeing as they act so OOC that it doesn't really matter who they're replacing.

Nice to see another new face around here.

I am in no position to answer your questions, but my best guess for time flowing backwards is that natural functions would go horrifically in reverse. Waterfalls could flow upwards, food moves upward the intestine as it is un-digested, weird things like that.

I'm having trouble parsing your second question. Were you referring to the posting date of the chapters in question?

For the last one, I'm not sure anything would happen. A canon character is a canon character. However, the average agent wouldn't touch a fic with a replaced canon that was already a sue.

P.S. your newbie gift is additional temporal weirdness.