Welcome back! by
Badger421
on 2016-06-22 02:24:00 UTC
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I'm glad to see the author of such stalwart sporkers as Drake and Naomi (not to mention Mr. Kit) return to the fold.
For your welcome back gifts, take this Holocron and a bowl of hotroot soup.
Also, boffer larp? Might I press you for details? I'm a (possibly retired) Belegarth fighter, so I'm always interested to hear about my sport's distant cousins.
Welcome back! by
son_of_heaven176
on 2016-06-21 19:51:00 UTC
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*checks PPC Wiki*
Wow, it's been a while! I wasn't even here when you were last active. sonofheaven 176, Esq., at your service; joined the PPC in 2009 or 2010 (I don't quite recall, but it was in my first year of law school).
But enough about me, you need a gift! As for your welcome-back gift:
*rummages through Pokemon-trainer-issue Bag of Holding*
Have a Delibird!

It's a cute little Pokemon—just be careful if it tries to give you a present
Welcome back, returnbie! by
Desdendelle
on 2016-06-21 04:27:00 UTC
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Here, have this cup of — no get out of there—
Nevermind, you can have the bunny as well.
Welcome back! by
eatpraylove
on 2016-06-21 03:34:00 UTC
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Yay, another oldbie returning! *blows noisemaker* Here's a Hello Kitty watch and a box of tiny colored pencils!
Welcome back, sir! by
doctorlit
on 2016-06-21 03:27:00 UTC
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Glad to have a veteran return the ranks!
—doctorlit
Welcome back to the PPC! by
Scapegrace
on 2016-06-20 20:02:00 UTC
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Please accept this NG+ starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiiiit's Eelektross! (You lucky thing, that's my favourite Pokémon)
And your NG+ starting item is:-

Bursting Sack from The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth!
Bursting Sack is an excellent item in competitive play because of how it works; it makes the holder immune to Bug-type attacks and makes them have no effect, which can be exceptionally irritating for U-Turn users like Scizor who promptly get trapped and are forced to take a Flamethrower to the face. Of course, having another immunity to a relatively common type is always nice too! For use on your Eelektross, get a Quiet one and give it EVs in HP and Special Attack, then give it Volt Switch, Thunderbolt, Giga Drain, and Flamethrower. However, the most important thing to remember is to have fun! =]
Hello returnbie. by
Hardric
on 2016-06-20 17:54:00 UTC
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My, my, this place is so well hidden for you to take so long to come back?
Anyways, here is your self-updating guidebook of all the deathtraps in the multiverse, and some black-hole coffee.
Now, I hope you're back to stay, and Naomi and Drake will get more missions someday. This madhouse cannot have too many people.
Returnbie! *glomp* *poke* by
Iximaz
on 2016-06-20 15:06:00 UTC
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Take this fresh plate of welcome-back SPaGhetti!
And eee, I loved Drake and Naomi's stuff! Do you think you'll write any more of them?
Dai Stiho! /waves by
S.M.F.
on 2016-06-20 13:39:00 UTC
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Your missions were some of my favorites. It's good to meet you on the Board!
Your gift: three (3) packages of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix, with marshmallows!
(Remarkably mundane for a PPC gift, I know, but it's all I've got. ^^; )
Good Day, and you return.... by
Larfen J. Stocke, esq
on 2016-06-20 12:10:00 UTC
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Hello! Welcome back!
Many changes, indeed, have occurred. Such as me. I'm on that list. It's a tad stuffy, but I've managed, so far.
Hold on, I've read some of your stuff!
I distinctly recall thinking to myself: 'I do hope the writer gets back into PPCing.'
Was fond of your agents, y'know?
'Ello there, returnbie! by
Matt Cipher
on 2016-06-20 11:40:00 UTC
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Have a bottle of Electric Blue Goo ("It's got what plants CRAVE!"), to help you get back into groove :D
