Here's a Black Dragon Box. I need someone to keep a copy of The Avatar of Dest- oh, I've said too much.

My gift to you is a tree. A baby tree. Go plant it somewhere.

I know it's incredibly rude to hijack a newbie's introduction post...but the topic has to do with newbie introduction, and I doubt it needs its own thread. What happened to the Big Sib/Little Sib program? I found it on the wiki and it seems like a good idea, so why did it die out?

--Key is up for adoption by House Darjeeling, House Kind Words and a Two-by-Four, or House Skull Goblet, if we decide to make this a thing again.

Have a shovel that digs up Time Turners! Now don't go causing any paradoxes, ya hear?

Here's a Hufflepuff scarf and half a dozen sweet rolls!

Wow... haven't done that in a while! :D

Welcome! Have a slice of Infinite Pizza!

Come on in, have a seat by the fireplace, I promise the dragon egg isn't due to hatch for another few weeks.
Leastaways that's what the handbook says.

Anyway, take this Replica Holocron as a newbie gift. As I see you enjoy the Elder Scrolls, I've taken the liberty of storing a map of Tamriel on it.

And on the subject of fandoms, might I ask what Hogwarts House you're in? And, while I'm at it, what's your favorite Elder Scrolls game and/race?

Would you do us the honor of sharing your pronouns? I'd rather not guess wrongly.

*gives a box full of assorted non-binary pronouns* Welcome to the Board!

New Member!
By Jove!
Member's managed to make itself an entire pronoun! Brilliant!

My gift upon you is: An intervention.
Good Mod addiction is a terrible, terrible thing, and I wish you luck.
We'll get through this together.
Welcome!

Please have this pot of black-hole coffee. We could almost add a badge 'I'm a troper' too, given the number of people coming from there. ;)

Now, I see you answered all the essential questions, so you have got only one thing left to do. Read the Dresden Files. Oh, and Butcher's other series too. They're all awesome.

Have one of my own shed feathers and a complimentary kit of Spikes!

I'm not the newest anymore! Here, let's see... Ah ha! For your newbie gift, take this Royal Ice Cream Container. Simply speak the flavor of ice cream you desire, and it shall appear. You can literally ask for any flavor, though I won't guarantee that they'll all be to your liking. Don't worry about it getting messed up, this thing can survive giant explosions.

So, if you've read the Original Series and the Constitution, have you read any of the other agents? If so, which ones?

Silenthunder's comment made me remember another series I'm in love with: The Kingkiller Chronicles. How did I forget that? Facepalms

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! I found this place through TV Tropes as well and it's pretty great. They've not been able to get rid of me yet. :P

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is