Subject: *cakefetti*
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Posted on: 2016-06-11 15:51:00 UTC
31, right? Don't worry, you're not old until you hit 38!
Oh, right. *clears throat*
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*