Subject: Happy birthday!
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Posted on: 2016-06-01 06:31:00 UTC
Have both this black-hole cog=ffee and these black-hole chocolates. Congrats, you're now almost old by PPC standards. Enjoy this last year in the teens. For now, most of what I saw from the twenties is overrated.
At exactly 11:46 PM tonight (Eastern Standard Time), I will be 19 years old.
Shocking, isn't it? ;)
Or, alternately, a big day!
Good on you with that whole being born thing, by the way.
Pretty rough process, fluids and screaming and whatnot.
I bestow upon you: rubber gloves!
To help with the electricity!
Because it's shocking!
Get it?
Have both this black-hole cog=ffee and these black-hole chocolates. Congrats, you're now almost old by PPC standards. Enjoy this last year in the teens. For now, most of what I saw from the twenties is overrated.
And thanks. ;)
Or at least, it's still your birthday where I live. Barely.
And wow, I didn't know you were younger than me! I guess you Boarders are full of surprises. XD
And the PPC is one of the only communities I'm in where I'm not the youngest, as strange as that sounds. :V
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Speaking of Birthday Song variations, how d'you like this one:
HIPPO BIRTHDAY TWO EWE, HIPPO BIRTHDAY TWO EWE,
HIPPO BIRTHDAY DEER EWE, HIPPO BIRTHDAY TWO EWE!
Welcome to being 19; it's exactly like being 18, except now you're a year away from 20. Yay?
And yay, I suppose. :V One year closer to graduating from college for me, at any rate. \o/