Subject: I have a prese- oh, my goodness.
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Posted on: 2016-05-13 00:15:00 UTC
I guess you will need to fight the Present Samurai for it's contents.
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It's my birthday! by
on 2016-05-12 05:28:00 UTC
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And it's officially my last year as a teenager. Yep, the big one-nine. Where did my childhood go, seriously.
Ah, well. Cake for everyo—!
...Doctor for everyone!
*scuttles back to her writing, because that's the only excuse for being up this late* -
Happy Birthday!!!! by
on 2016-05-15 18:41:00 UTC
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And you may many, many more!!!
Now for your gift... I have this lv. 13 male Eevee nicknamed Dobby, with its Hidden Ability, Anticipation, perfect IVs in Attack, Defense and Sp. Def. and a Sassy nature. Now... I just need to find a way to send it...
Yes, seriously, I have it in my Alpha Sapphire savegame. -
Happy Birthday by
on 2016-05-13 16:56:00 UTC
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Have a purple glitter gel pen.
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Happy birthday! by
on 2016-05-13 04:08:00 UTC
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*rummages through Bag of Holding*
No, I gave the Delibird present already...
*rummages some more*
She already has a Muggle-use wand... How did I even get a Muggle-Use Wand?
*rummages some more*
No, the snowglobe is a newbie gift...
*rummages some more*
Hm?
Aha!
In honor of your 19th birthday, here's Mountain Kalos Pokemon #19: Goomy! -
Awww, how cute! by
on 2016-05-13 04:39:00 UTC
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(Can't help but think of this, though XD)
But seriously, look at how cute it is!
I shall name it Puff. -
HAPPY BIIIRTHDAAAY! *throws balloons in the air* (nm) by
on 2016-05-13 03:17:00 UTC
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*jumps up and catches them* (nm) by
on 2016-05-13 03:33:00 UTC
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Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-05-13 02:45:00 UTC
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Here's some Birthday Pizza. Don't worry, the toppings will stop fluctuating when you tell it what you want.
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*sheepish* by
on 2016-05-13 02:47:00 UTC
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I'm one of those boring people who always gets the same pizza toppings. Every. Single. Time.
Black olives and green peppers, please! -
Certainly nothing wrong with sticking to a favorite. by
on 2016-05-13 22:27:00 UTC
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My favorite has remained plain ol' pepperoni pizza for as long as I can remember, and I eat it whenever I can.
Of course, that might have something to do with the fact that my family's pepperoni pizza is amazing, but still. -
I have a prese- oh, my goodness. by
on 2016-05-13 00:15:00 UTC
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I guess you will need to fight the Present Samurai for it's contents. -
Happy Birthday~! *tosses Spikes* (nm) by
on 2016-05-12 22:02:00 UTC
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*throws a Delibird present right back* by
on 2016-05-12 23:06:00 UTC
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Hopefully it's not one of the exploding ones!
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Happy birthday! *blows noisemaker* by
on 2016-05-12 14:51:00 UTC
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Here's an ergonomic mouse so you don't get carpal tunnel! (Also, congrats on the recent PJO mission. That was a whole other level of stupid right there. -_-)
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*throws cakefetti right back* by
on 2016-05-12 15:30:00 UTC
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I actually use my laptop trackpad, but maybe the mouse can keep my guinea pig company. :P
And thank you! Yeah, if you think that was stupid, just wait until you see the next one... -
Happy birthday! by
on 2016-05-12 14:02:00 UTC
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How *did* you get a plot hole into a cake, anyway?
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That's my own little secret. by
on 2016-05-12 15:29:00 UTC
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Enjoy your share of Doctor while he lasts. :P
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Happy birthday! by
on 2016-05-12 11:15:00 UTC
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Enjoy it while it lasts. Soon you'll be old... By this Board's satndards.
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Nah, as long as Greybeard is around, I can be forever young! (nm by
on 2016-05-12 15:29:00 UTC
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Happy birthday, Sabrina. by
on 2016-05-12 10:34:00 UTC
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<3
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Happy birthday, Sabrina. by
on 2016-05-12 10:34:00 UTC
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*hugs* (nm) by
on 2016-05-12 15:31:00 UTC
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'appy birthday. by
on 2016-05-12 08:28:00 UTC
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Do we get to call you old yet? No? Bother, maybe next year.
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Not until next year. by
on 2016-05-12 15:28:00 UTC
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Actually, not until after I'm thirty-seven.
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...You know what's coming, don't you? :) by
on 2016-05-12 06:58:00 UTC
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Ekhm... *looks at the Band* You ready, fellas?
GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
The cake is on the table,
And it is awfully bright,
'Cause there's so many candles on top.
But you are so decrepit,
Your chest so tight,
When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop.
You cannot complain
Each time you feel a pain,
Though you have arthritis and gout.
'Cause when you start kvetching,
All your teeth fall out.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
Your skin is so worn out and old,
All over your body it's sagging.
Especially loose is your old caboose,
You're dragging it behind you in a wagon.
Well, you're an alcoholic,
And you're blind and deaf,
And you have Alzheimer's I bet.
You're too old to remember,
But you're too drunk to forget.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise your glass to one more year. (GONE!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
You're so old you smell like dust,
And now your bones begin to rust.
See that face, it's full of wrinkles.
So have another cigarette,
Have another beer,
Raise that chair to one more year. (RAISE!)
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to your sweet death! -
Oh, please. by
on 2016-05-12 15:27:00 UTC
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What an utterly ridiculous song. Alzheimers? Yeah, right.
...now where did I put my computer....? -
It's your birthday! by
on 2016-05-12 06:25:00 UTC
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We've got a whole lot of people dying nowadays, and I'm glad that you haven't given in to the peer pressure.
Doing a great job with all the writing, I must say. Lord knows how you manage to get out so much quantity and quality.
Presumably some form of dark magic.
My gift to you is: A GPS!
You can use it to locate your childhood!
Make sure to plug it in! -
I just sold my soul, no biggie. by
on 2016-05-12 06:38:00 UTC
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*coughs* I mean, what? I don't know. Blame it on lots of free time. :P
Thanks for the GPS; here's hoping I can use this one better than the one my dad lets me borrow... >.> -
Happy Birthday! by
on 2016-05-12 06:21:00 UTC
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I give you a book of discourse, for all your discourse needs!
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Thanks! *adds it to the bookshelf* (nm) by
on 2016-05-12 06:37:00 UTC
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