I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Wednesday Pluggage: Legal!

Subject: I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Wednesday Pluggage: Legal!
Author: Huinesoron
Posted on: 2016-05-05 11:03:00 UTC

Yes, once again we will be delving into the murky heart of the PPC's most secretive department. By which I mean, we've hacked their emails. Well. One of their agents' emails. But it's a start, right?

Inspired by Neshomeh, I present a thrilling legal drama, on a par with the dramatic 'will the Republic sanction the Trade Federation or won't they?!' action I'm sure we all agree is the greatest thing ever to come out of Star Wars:

A Kind Nepenthe

Remember to source all your Bleeprin^TM directly from HFA, or from authorised redistributors. Because you deserve the best in quality amnesia. Go ahead - quaff a kind nepenthe.

Or something.

(This story ends with the status quo being approximately maintained, of course.)

hS

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I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Wednesday Pluggage: Legal! by Huinesoron on 2016-05-05 11:03:00 UTC

You're welcome, everyone! by Neshomeh on 2016-05-05 18:01:00 UTC Reply

The moral of the story is, of course, that we could have avoided all this drama if y'all had just remembered to use proper capitalization. Of course. ^_~

Honestly, though, I think the world is a better place with the possibility of Bleeprin shortages. Agents might have to think differently about when and how often they use it. They might even have to resort to alternatives. It could be fun.

Or we could just keep on doing like we're doing. That's always an option.

~Neshomeh

I'm with you. by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-05-06 01:49:00 UTC Reply

Especially considering how funny that story was.

Oho, I see what you're doing. by JulyFlame on 2016-05-05 11:15:00 UTC Reply

V. enjoyable.

-July, who can't sleep.