Not sure where these would fit in to your decks specifically, but I thought I might pitch them out regardless. First, a few answers based on our most recent game:

— Whining Time Lord agents.
— George Lucas's self-insert character.
— Star Wars fanfiction written by Barack Obama.
— Complaining about grammar in Cards Against Humanity.

Then some random ideas:

— The physical personification of PPC Departments.
— The trademark for Bleeprin.
— Unexpected agent cameos.
— The PPC Magical Girl AU.
— Punching a Mary Sue in the nose.
— The PPC Hunger Games trophy.

Followed by possible questions/black cards:

— Don't think about _________ too hard, or it might stop working.
— The Flowers would like to speak with you about the __________ incident.
— My weapon of choice is ________.
— _______ is the name of the new strange drink at Rudi's.

Apologies if I'm repeating anything. I wasn't really thinking of your individual decks when I started writing this, so feel free to pick what you like.

"____: It's a bit of a _, unless you hadn't noticed."

"Feeding on __ apparently turns Agent Caleb's eyes ___."

"HQ's little-known second library features __ as librarian."

"My OT3: __xx."

"In an Escher room, you may see __ on the stairs above you and _____ on the stairs below."

"The actual cause of Agent Vania's missing memories is simply __."

"Alec Troven grew even more furious when Marrissa asked Captain Picard for _."

"In addition to boots, Paddlebrains and Trojanhorse have stolen ______ from Discworld."

"Even the most desperate book nerd wouldn't read a novel entitled, '_.'"

"Agent Tacitus overheard a rumor involving _."

"The Slaver Sunflower discovered a new, stronger power source in the form of __."

"While a Time Lord may regenerate a new _, a Mary Sue is likely to develop a __."

"Even worse than Slorp and weeping angels, HQ was also invaded by ___."

And a few answer cards, which I have more difficulty coming up with:

A questionably canon role-play post.
Songfics with in-text author notes inside the song lyrics.
Random bandits who pop out of nowhere.
Thirty Hs.
A roaming band of feral Nursery kids.
The complete series, all on one shelf.
Bootleg DVDs from the Mirror Multiverse.
Inappropriate video game physics.
Physical evidence of a crossover with the real world.
Defunct LiveJournal accounts.
A spin-off with more interludes than missions.
A previously undiscovered mini type.
A plagiarized OFU registration form.
Your one fandom no one else likes.
The series finale.
Your two favorite authors having a rap battle.
Failed attempts to redeem the villain.

Questions for the Neshomeh Archive deck:
"___: It's all Barid's fault."
"Make sure to lock your RC door when you're just wearing _."
"Math is important. If you don't do it, you get implied _____ and ______."
"First Sight: Classic boy-meets-girl story. With _."
Nume knows the ___ he got in the last mission will come in handy someday.


Questions for the Original Series deck:
"Surreal crossovers, or, _______ in Lothlórien."
Listening to Millie and Mr. Socko talking about ______ for hours would drive anyone insane.
"Jay gets a new partner, a Sue gets _____."

Answers for the Original Series deck:
Arwen doing a Sue's hair.
The 305.2 national cheeses of Gondor.
Harp covers of modern songs.
Merry and Pippin making fun of a Sue.

Questions for the PPC All-Stars deck:
Why is Agent Cupid breaking out the Bleeport this time? __
Agent Florestan's yelling almost got ____ to notice him!
My favorite Tawaki moment is when he threw ________ at _____.
Mervin and Hyde used ______ as Sue-bait?!
Agent Kestrel threatened her partner with ______ in order to get him to cooperate.

Answers for the PPC All-Stars deck:
Cadmar's shark teeth.
Unintentional Freudian imagery.
A doomed CAD.
An overly-violent Kingdom Hearts Stu.
Hobbit aww-ness.
Multiple kicks to the crotch.
Mini-Darkspawn.
Professor Snape.

And some of us left with really interesting intelude ideas. (curse you, Genghis Khan!)

The game is over, unfortunately.

*promptly joins and lurks*