Wait... if one mispells their own username...

rimfall by Simply known as it. on 2013-01-02 14:11:00 UTC Reply

Does anyone know how the disc can sustain all its waters, when its always pouring off. Is there some complex chemical process forever siphoning oxegen, and hydrogen from the Disc's surrounding space, as well as its own oxegen content?

On names by Phobos on 2013-01-03 02:55:00 UTC Reply

I am assuming that all four of the user names with some variation on "simply it" are all you. If that is the case, I would like to point you at rule number 14 of the constitution which says, in short, "Pick a name and stick with it." It can get confusing for people trying to talk to you. Worse yet, confusion leads to annoyance, annoyance leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate, as we know, is the path to something or other. You know what I mean.

So, please, stick to one user name in the future.

-Phobos, going back to his hibernation
Mini by simply called it on 2013-01-02 15:58:00 UTC Reply

If I created a mini(Oxegen), can I keep it? If you misspell the name of a gas, who knows what creature could be spawned from it.

Re: Mini by firemagic on 2013-01-02 16:17:00 UTC Reply

Uh... I guess it would be a plush-sized version of an oxygen molecule? Anyways, because I forgot to mention it before, welcome to the PPC! Is this your introductory post?

Have a jar of NM&NMs!

(Also, please keep your username consistent.)

Wait... if one mispells their own username... by World-Jumper on 2013-01-02 21:54:00 UTC Reply

...Do they make a mini of themselves? Great It, ya got two minis on you, and this is your first day on the job!
(Should I call you It? Because your username insinuates you should be simply called it, but that may not have been your intention. Untill told otherwise, my nickname for thee shalt be It.)

Anyway, welcome to our strange and happy family! I understand the custom is to give gifts, so a gift I shall give! Let's see... Being a dimention hopper, I like to give gifts related to particular fandoms the recever is a part of. Could you give me a list of your fandoms, then I'll whip up a gift for you.

mini by Yes, I am simply It. on 2013-01-02 22:23:00 UTC Reply

If one creates a mini of oneself, then that mini would, by default, serve me. That can be useful. Fandoms of mine are as follows: Redwall, Star wars, The last dragon Chronicles, and on occasion, Warriors.

Alrighty then. by World-Jumper on 2013-01-02 23:23:00 UTC Reply

Here, have yourself a training lightsaber. Train yourself how to use a lightsaber without the dangers of owning one! Plus, it is as awsome looking as ever!

(psst, Jumper here, the OC of World-Jumper. Listen, suposedly, there is a way to boost a training lightsaber to be just as effective as a full one. I can't tell you how, but I know a guy who-)
Jumper, what are you doing!
(…Gotta go!)

Lightsaber by It on 2013-01-02 23:53:00 UTC Reply

Thanks! Pity my webbed hands get in the way. That reminds me, can one use their mini to attack Sue's? (Evil grin.)

Unfortunately no. by World-Jumper on 2013-01-03 00:02:00 UTC Reply

There is a 'no pets' policy in place, and minis count as pets.

Yes, it does make a mini-Boarder (nm) by firemagic on 2013-01-02 22:18:00 UTC Reply

yes by simply called it on 2013-01-02 16:46:00 UTC Reply

Why, indeed it is!

Oh. by Desdendelle on 2013-01-02 17:17:00 UTC Reply

In that case, welcome. You need to read the Constitution. The Wiki and the Original Series are also recommended reads.
Also, have this cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.
PS: What are your fandoms?

thank you by simply called it on 2013-01-02 17:22:00 UTC Reply

I've done all of the above, but the tea leaves turned into pink rhinos, and flew away. Is that normal?

It's the Disc, so... by firemagic on 2013-01-02 15:52:00 UTC Reply

Ooh, a mini! Anyways, the Disc runs off Narrativium and million-to-on e chances. The reason is pretty much 'Don't think about it.'

Besides, THEY think that our spherical world is weird ( how do the people on the bottom not fall off?) so yeah.

But in Strada, an earlier Pratchett work also featuring a disc-shaped world, there's a teleportation mechanism teleporting water back on-world, IIRC.