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Posted on: 2016-03-29 15:12:00 UTC

1: Ivy was the only one to correctly guess this was caused by a cooking utensil, specifically a knife. Every morning, one or two zookeepers go in three hours early to boil eggs and chop up everyone's fruits and vegetables for that day's feedings. I get my turn at food prep every other Saturday. Since there's a lot to do, it's very much a time limit to get as much as possible done before everyone else starts to arrive, not to mention getting our own routines started. I . . . guess I didn't balance speed with caution very well that morning? (I don't remember what I was cutting at the time. Had to get back to work, so I just wrapped a paper towel around it with a rubber band and went back to chopping.) It didn't come out very well in the picture, but the biggest clue is that the nail itself is also cut in line with the damage to my finger. It was actually only about eight days old when I posted that photo; I think it just looks like a scab because all that loose skin had dried out and died.

#3 (because #2 is the most dramatic so I'm saving it for last): Phobos was the only one who picked up on the skin damage around my nails. While I used to be a nail biter/picker, that damage, as well as the thumb injury, were caused by steel wool. My supervising zookeeper and I were just put in charge of a set of new building exhibits, and after switching out the previous day's food bowls for new food, we have to wash the dishes. We also use them to clean out the water bowls. After a few months, we both started getting nasty, painful cuts on our fingertips. The thumb one was the freshest and most obvious at the time of the picture. (We're still rather confused about this, as we've both been using steel wool for years; I guess we just do it a lot more now?) We switched the steel wool out for plastic scrubbers this week, which will hopefully solve the problem. Fun fact: I actually seem to have developed an immunity to paper cuts, as I haven't gotten one in over a decade. But maybe I've just gotten really dexterous at handling paper?

#2: You all had interesting guesses for this one, and some of you who already knew I worked at a zoo brought up animal bites, but I see no one specifically connected this one to an attack. Storme Hawk caught the bridge of skin between the two actual injuries; that is because you are actually looking at a pair of teeth marks! You guys ever hear of tayras before? Our female is a little hell-raiser. I thought I could get a towel around her upper body to move her safely into the outdoor section of their exhibit so I could hose out the inside portion, but Pandora snaked her head under her armpit and got me through the towel. Oh, yes, that bite is through two layers of towel; good thing it was there, or it would have been much worse than just skinning two circles of skin off my hand . . . that, and the fact that Pandora is an older individual with worn-down teeth . . .

Other guesses: Sorry, Iximaz, Ivy got my right-handedness correct. Your logic was sound, though, since the left hand's injury was the only self-inflicted one.

What Storm thought was corrugated card on my desk is really a heat-resistant place mat for eating on. The crumbs Ivy noted are from eating all my at-home meals at my desk. (It's good to live alone!)

The callouses Phobos saw are indeed from lifting things at the zoo, mostly buckets, but less frequently bales of hay by the strings, which are probably the main source of the friction after all these years. I can't make out any scar on my thumb, either in picture or in life, so I'm not sure what you saw there. I also don't remember what caused the milk spot.

And Ivy, my keyboard is indeed from a '98 Dell, but the rest of my system is much newer. I was too cheap to get a new keyboard when the current one is working fine.

—doctorlit has enjoyed this thoroughly, would love to do it again!

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