Subject: GRAB THE CHAIR, BOYS! WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BUCKET-KICKER!
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Posted on: 2016-03-15 22:36:00 UTC
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY 'insert party cannon coming around and blowing the entire board into one giant party.'
Can you feel that, friend? That's the years passing you by!
Time running over your skin, leaving wrinkles, ages tumbling over your bones with worrying creaking noises, days cutting into your muscles, leaving them withered examples of their former glory, et al, et al.
Don't let entropy get you too soon, oy?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Have some chocolate. Chocolate is good. :D
Happy belated birthday.
(The magic of viewsource is wonderful. There was just one excessive quotation mark at the beginning of your img src)
HG
Sort of, Key. I see where the picture should be, but it's just an empty square. It's okay. *pats shoulder and offers chocolate*
Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, something something, something something in glue!
*blows noisemaker*
HIT IT!
Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death.
Have both black-hole coffee and chocolate, please.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*