Subject: Happy new year!
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Posted on: 2013-01-01 08:08:00 UTC
And congratulations for remembering the tilde and not wishing us a new butthole!
Subject: Happy new year!
Author:
Posted on: 2013-01-01 08:08:00 UTC
And congratulations for remembering the tilde and not wishing us a new butthole!
May it bring much love, luck and happiness to all of us.
And plenty of fun badfic to all your agents. :)
*wanders in with a party hat on lopsidedly, carrying a half-empty bottle of cherry beer, and blowing on a noisemaker, before singing in a rather hammed-up Scots accent*
Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind?
Should all our fandoms be forgot for the sake of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my friends, for auld lang syne,
We'll make our wond'rous grey halls ring for the sake of auld lang syne!
In other words, Happy New year to everyone, and here's to a very good 2013!
(…ya know Worldie?)
Jumper, you're drunk. Go home. I'll take you.
(Wait... so... youre not drunk?)
Geez, stop dropping apostrophes, you're embarising yourself. And of corse I'm not drunk. I'm underage for one. Two, I can't drink, remember?
(Oh yeah, that metabol...ism..bism...thing you got. That's rough man... Say, It's midnight soon. We should-)
NO!
While I try to worm Jumper back into his library to sober up-
(You said I have my library?)
Yes, dimention and all. However, you have to gather most of the text yourself. Still, that is beside the point, because I am trying to wish these people a happy-
(I GOT MY LIBRARY! WOO HOOO!!!)
Jumper, please, I am trying to wish the PPC a happy new-
(Oh, hey, it's going to be midnight soon. Why don't we wish the PPC a happy new year!)
…Sure, because that's totally not what I was... you know what, forget the sarcasm. Let's do it.
(Yeah, I knew you would like it!)
Have a very happy new year, from World-Jumper (and Jumper!)
Have to type with my left hand, because am drinking a bit of cider with the right.
There we go.
My resolution this year? I have several, but I'll just post three:
1. Get a job.
2. Reconnect with my faith.
3. Try harder to find love (Lord knows simply strutting about looking pretty hasn't worked...)
May this year be filled with blessings and good fortune for everyone. Another sappy wish, and another sappy wish...
GO GET DRUNK, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, YA MOOKS?!
Not actually drunk, but cheers to you with the New Year Hangovers, early morning porcelin worship, and beer sh*ts!
And to you lucky jerks from Times Square, WHY DID YOU NOT INVITE ME, DAMMIT
Pass the bubbly bleepka, you guys.
I'm an hour and 37 minutes in as of writing this.
We're seventy seven minutes in! Yay!
I don't speak Spanish, I just felt like saying it in Spanish. What can I say, it's late at night--I'm in the same time zone as New York City.
And congratulations for remembering the tilde and not wishing us a new butthole!
-is bricked for saying such a thing with children about-
I just watched the ball drop, and it was 10 pm in my time zone when you posted this. Happy New Year to you, too!
Though it's only 11:20 here. Or 10:20. I live on the line between time zones, so it's wonky.
But it's only 7:03 over here!