Subject: I think I have found a Legendary (NSFW/NSFB)
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Posted on: 2016-03-15 22:25:00 UTC
It is called HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, or Thirty Hs if you do not feel the need to contract bronchitis.
To quoth the very first line: "Dobby relished his groinsaw's roar as he withdrew the flesh-choked blade from the astronaut's ruined skull."
(Beat)
Initial searches results in 3 for "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," and 2 for "Thirty Hs." A Sonic The Hedgehog parody has been updated within the required time frame, but does not appear in searches.