I avoid Tumblr as a rule, but this sounded like fun. {= )


Number Guy
* Lovable jerkass, or maybe just jerkass
* Remembers all the things
* Drinks to forget; it actually works
* Sixties Kid
* No touchy
* Citrus - DO NOT WANT


Blue Dear Deer
* Is blue, da ba dee da ba dai
* Nice, not stupid
* Adopted kid issues
* Somebody please give him The Talk already


Scarface
* Also scarred on the inside (symbolism!)
* Drinks to forget; it doesn't work at all
* Lives for the Duty
* May or may not know the Music of the Night
* Do not f*** with dragons
* Do not f*** with music


Viking Girl
* Badass
* Better than you
* Fear me, fear my dragon
* Actually pretty smart


Psy-chick
* Pro: Florence Nightingale
* Con: Florence Nightingale Syndrome
* In your head
* Old soul, literally
* All you need is love
* And maybe tea

And stopping there. Maybe I'll do the FicPsych crew later.

As for who I'm most like besides my usual avatar... I guess that would have to be Ilraen. I often fool people into thinking I'm all sweetness and innocence until they get to know me better and I let my guard down. It's fun when they find out I actually swear and stuff. ^_^

~Neshomeh

Aside from my old SI, I relate to Zeb the most because although crap keeps happening to him, he just keeps powering through.

...on paper. I can't draw for squat-- even it that's the entire point of the meme.


Tricorn Man
+Can shoot the fleas off a dog's back at 500 yards
+Over 4100 years old
+No creaky knees yet
+Has a garden
+Has a pet rock
+Rocky is totally not a good-luck pebble he found in his boot one day
-Is over 4100 years old
-Does not like the smell of napalm in the morning


Bubble Girl
+Neeeeeeeeerd
+Solves practical problems
+Sorry not sorry
+Cool suit
-Has to live in the suit
-Can't eat chocolate
-Can't eat anything that humans eat
-Loud


Windows Vista
+Beep boop, son
+Carried by Wi-Fi
+Beep boop
+Made of math
-Battery powered
-Always broken
-Deleted system 32
-Vista


Fluffy spy
+Is a spy
+Fluffy grey fox
+Knows his ABCs
+Good handwriting
-Hates you
-Hates the PPC
-Hates everyone
-Hates himself
-Hates you
-Is sustained by a diet of (your) delicious tears


[Missing Data]
-Who?
-Maybe a spy
-Can't remember him
-Looks tired and skinny
-Acne
-Crooked nose
-Get a haircut already
-Dead inside
+Will be free one day
-But not today
-Who is this guy again?

Need For Read
-looks better with the glasses on
-ironically, bad at reading people
-can self-entertain for hours
-actually pretty selfish, but decent at hiding it
-snorts new book smell

Pain of Memories
-the actual main character
-hiding the fear
-pretty much made of plot spoiler right now
-bisexual? still won't tell me for sure
-determined optimism

Captain Cook
-not sure if crap chef or competent chef with crap ingredients
-has no fandoms
-#whiteguywritingnativeNewCaledonianwomanlikeheknows
-honestly, would probably make for a decent action agent, but DOES NOT WANT
-actually working on cafeteria story right now—one more draft until beta time!

Mawg, Best Friend
-definitely crap chef
-completely pointless Spaceballs fan character just because
-stomach is garbage truck/trash compactor/Charybdis OT3
-probably one of the nicest people in HQ, actually
-R.I.P. John Candy

Aaaaand ugh, I dunno. After Doc, I guess I relate to Vania the most? Séverine and Yoof don't really have much of me in them; I just sort of discovered them.

Out of Skarm's agents, Rashida's description sounds the closest to me.
. . .
What? You assumed I was a nice person?

—doctorlit is sometimes a nice person