His hat looks like a Paddle-Pop rainbow melted on a plastic baseball cap.

Who would have thought something so colourful could look so dead?

That was my favorite color combination for YEARS.

. . . Maybe this is why no one ever asks my advice on clothes.

For what it's worth, my worst color combination is navy blue and bright yellow. It's not out-and-out glaringly tasteless, but it sits there like an itch I just can't scratch and makes me want to punch things.

This might be a little early, but I really, really think you won.
I found a picture of green polka dots on a pink background, and someone put little white borders outside the dots, as if separating them a little will make everything okay.
It's not okay! Nothing's okay!

If I saw somebody walking down the street wearing a pink tie with lime-green stripes, I think I would actually attack them. Physically.
I might insult their mother, while I'm at it.

Congratulations, Sir, or Madam.