Cards Against Suedom: A game for Bleep’d out Agents.

Black Cards:

What did the DMSE&R find when they cut open the Mary Sue?
____ never comes out of the carpet in an RC.
The new horror inflicted upon fanfic academy students was _.
The reason Bleeprin works is _.
Makes-Things came back through _.
What do I need to take with me on a mission?
The Console is _.
The Sunflower Official is _.
It is never safe to ____ when there are _______ present. (pick 2)
What are Mary Sues typically charged with?
Thanks to the Hobbit movies, Anti-Lustin is no longer made from Dwarf hair, but rather __.
One does not simply walk into _.
For every name misspelled in _, a __ gets its ___. (pick 3)
Miss Cam is often feared because of her _.
You can’t spend any time in _____ without overdosing on _______. (pick 2)
Why won’t the console just shut up?
The newbie was recruited from _.
The Sue's remains had been _.
The Agent gave a _ to the newcomer.
Harry Potter became a ___ in the badfic, to the Agent's annoyance.
What did the Sue fall in love with?
When dealing with Bad Slash, it is best to bring along ___, _, and _. (pick 3)
+_=_. (pick 3)
What’ll get my Agents a straight trip to FicPsych?
The Multiverse Monitor is doing a feature article on ____.
What will surely blow up the RC?  

White Cards:

A Dalek.
Bad End.
Agent Lux.
Soufflés.
Rose Potter.
The Department of Sufficiently Advanced Technology.
The Department of Geographical Aberrations.
The Department of Intelligence.
The Department of Bad Slash.
The Department of Mary Sues.
Jaycacia Thornbyrd.
Enoby Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.
A plot hole.
A Mary Sue.
The Pit of Voles.
The Circle of Lemmings.
Makes-Things.
Insanity.
Magic!
Bleeprin.
Kidnapped canons.
Thranduil's battle moose.
Dancing prettily.
Popcorn garlands.
The number 22.
A Legendary Badfic.
A pink, sparkly tutu.
Knit an ugly sweater.
Toy with the Ironic Overpower.
Your mum's chest hair.
Inappropriate yodelling.
Writing Flowerslash.
Flamethrowers.
C*l*br**n.
legolas by laura.
My Immortal.
An Embryo Extraction Kit.
GLITTER LEVEL OVER 9000.
Stulock Holmes’s nether regions.
Tashlan.
Glomp OFU staff.
Toey.
Canon-rape.
A mini-Balrog.
A game of PPC Cluedo.
The All-HQ Extra-Vicious Pillow Fight.
A mini-Discord.
Aura of Smooth.
Smaug eating his feelings.
Fly a Sun Crusher.
Shiny objects.
Unicorn blood.
A statue of Sherlock Holmes in drag.
Dumbledore’s socks.
My Extra Ring of Shiny.
Urple.
SAURON!
MORGOOOOOOTH!
Nasty fat hobbitses, gollum, gollum!
Get lost in HQ.
Ask for a pay raise.
The Tomb of the Unknown PPC Agent.
Sleep?
Cutlery Enthusiast.
Calorpire.
Rocket-powered skateboard.
Orphanage.
Goth ballerina.
Noble Phantasm.
Oracle Turret.
Lúthien Mothereffing Tinúviel.
The dustiest corner of my RC.
Annoying PPC Agents.
Silence! I kill you!
BURN ALL THE THINGS!
Defenestrated in Prague.
Chucked into an Escher room.
Toasted over Urpley-Wilver flames.
Sue-per Saccharine Sue Tears.
CAFfiene.
An Awake.
Pink Stuff.
Maeluiwen.
The Sue’s chainmail bra.
Cement.
God Tier.
Twoo Wuv.
Fwendsheep.
A crate full of marshmallows.
The Keys to Canon.

Black Cards:

The newbie was recruited from _
The Sue's remains had been _
The Agent gave a ____ to the newcomer
Harry Potter became a ___ in the badfic, to the Agent's annoyance
The Sue fell in love with the _____

White Cards:
Cutlery Enthusiast
Calorpire (heat-eating vampire)
Rocket-powered skateboard
Orphanage
Goth ballerina
Noble Phantasm
Oracle Turret

Hmm...

Black cards:
____ never comes out of the carpet in an RC.
The new horror inflicted upon fanfic academy students was ____.

White Cards:
Rose Potter
The DoSAT
Department of Geographical Abberations
Jaycacia

I'll probably think of more later - I'm busy playing Minecraft now, woo!

Black Cards:
The reason Bleeprin works is _.
Makes-Things came back through _.
What do I need to take with me on a mission?

White Cards:
A plot hole.
A Mary Sue.
Makes-Things.
Insanity.
Magic!

Oh the humanity hilarity.

No sleep for me, so I'll bite.

Here's one:

Black card:
"A Mary Sue is typically charged with..."

White cards:

god-modding
character upstaging
sins against humanity
all of the above

Eh? Eh?