Subject: Happy birthday, Shy!
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Posted on: 2016-02-17 12:37:00 UTC
Many happy returns! Here, have this link to a nice speed-drawing by a YouTuber I follow (rest of the channel is rather NSFW — she's got quite the potty mouth).
By which I mean that I am now sixteen years old. As of eight minutes ago, if one counts midnight as the boundary.
I present to you... not a shovel, but a herring.
Speak with the Knights who say "Ni!" They'll tell you what to do with it.
Many happy returns! Here, have this link to a nice speed-drawing by a YouTuber I follow (rest of the channel is rather NSFW — she's got quite the potty mouth).
IN ALL CAPS.
AAAAAH.
Have this self-updating guidebook from all the deathtraps in the multiverse.
And many wishes of happiness too.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE
HOPE NOBODY MAKES YOU BLUE
AND YOUR CAKE DOESN'T EXPLODE IN GOO!
*blows noisemakers*
Lookit my lil' sib all grown up. :')