Many happy returns!

...but not the Beatles. Even if I am doing it a day late.

The BEATLES "Birthday" song: http://youtu.be/MjF1bG5LUcs

When I first heard this song, it sounded like the weirdest birthday song around--pretty aggressive. It's starting to grow on me, though. The following version, with more than one Beatle involved, is much closer to the first way I heard it--just live, this time. (And perhaps a bit less aggressive in feel than the version on... I think it might be the White Album?) http://youtu.be/pbPj2V42eBU

And your secret name is totally 'Saturday Club', right? :) http://youtu.be/glNjsOHiBYs

/mightily resists the urge to plug that particular song/

/only succeeds because mobile makes it more annoying to link things, especially from YouTube/

Here's to a fantastic year ahead!

~DF

And if not, well, Golden Corral for dinner.

...I like food. A lot.

CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
ON THIS DEAR DATE
MUCH HAPPINESS
MANY YEARS OF LIFE!

HNNNNNNNG.

Good job.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

... tickets to see the Deadpool movie.

Hilarious, gory, and a lot raunchier than I was expecting.

Way to go, Big Sib!

I present to you... a book! A really good book, called

Unfortunately, I couldn't make a birthday gift art for you because of procrastination Real Life shenanigans, but I'll be happy to draw something for you regardless as soon as I get the time. In the meantime, I hope your 22nd year on this planet is an awesome one! :)

Being 22 seems a bit overrated in my opinion, but that's still something to celebrate.

Have a ... *ruminates in closet* bowl and some coloured chalk.

Have a wooden toy stamped "Dale."

*throws cakefetti and hands over a +1 magic shovel*

Wow, I haven't done that in a long time... anyway, [HIT IT!]

Happy Birthday my olde friend.
It seems this horror show will never end.
Any moment's your last breath,
Here is to another day closer to death!