Subject: Turtles, on the other hand...
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Posted on: 2012-12-29 01:21:00 UTC
...make good soup.
No, wait, scratch that one.
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Specses don't die... by
on 2012-12-28 09:02:00 UTC
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...They just go MIA.
Add "Survived 2012" to my list of crises I've lived through, and now my entire graduating class owes me four years of apologies.
Guys. Hay guys. Teh Specs is totally back in the saddle.
What's uuuuuuuuuuup.
(What? No, I totally spelled that title right. Totally.) -
Turbos can die... by
on 2012-12-30 11:37:00 UTC
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... but if they don't like their afterlife accomodation, they will just leave it and go back to whatever they were doing before.
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"I've already been to heaven..." by
on 2012-12-30 21:58:00 UTC
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"After five minutes, I was like, 'let's go.'"
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Lilies do die, though... by
on 2012-12-29 07:48:00 UTC
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But since they're bulb flowers they do also spread really quickly and bloom in springtime. Or something.
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Oh, yooou. by
on 2012-12-29 09:38:00 UTC
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(Also this is incredibly awkward, but since I'm now capable of finishing that mst... could you re-email me the part I still need to finish?)
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Of which again? The Narnia fic? by
on 2012-12-29 09:43:00 UTC
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Tell me the chapters and I'll send them over.
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Yep. by
on 2012-12-29 10:07:00 UTC
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I was pretty close to the end, last I checked. The last line I remember writing was in response to the sue having a normal day in Narnia? It's easier to read the latest MST chapter on my DA, because I pretty much rip on every single line.
Definitely chapter 3, though. I've not touched that yet, I know. -
ThatOne can die... by
on 2012-12-29 07:17:00 UTC
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But first you have to figure out which one ThatOne is.
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That's easy. by
on 2012-12-29 09:40:00 UTC
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ThatOne is That One, of course!
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You say easy... by
on 2012-12-29 18:43:00 UTC
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Others say "Which one are you again?" very frequently. Please recall the existence of my identical twin.
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...Twin? by
on 2012-12-29 19:50:00 UTC
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Rule of doppelganger! Rule of doppelganger! Kill!
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But which one do you kill? (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 05:18:00 UTC
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AAAAARRRGH! (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 07:23:00 UTC
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Apricots can die easily by
on 2012-12-29 03:31:00 UTC
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Fruit Ninja! Okay, I'm a goner…
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To quote the Spoony One: by
on 2012-12-29 03:39:00 UTC
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YOU FOOL!
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I hope Apricot isn't like Sayaka, or... by
on 2012-12-30 16:46:00 UTC
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Or our fellow Boarder is going this way:
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...Easily... by
on 2012-12-29 03:26:00 UTC
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I can fix the not-dying thing. -picks up a sledgehammer-
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I tried that already. by
on 2012-12-29 03:38:00 UTC
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It didn't woooooooork! *sob*
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Shoosh. Maybe you just didn't have the right lee-verage. by
on 2012-12-29 19:22:00 UTC
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-spends the next half-hour pounding Specs with a sledgehammer-
Phew. Okay, maybe this really won't work.
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Vulcans don't die easilyÂ… by
on 2012-12-29 03:21:00 UTC
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Just before they die, they transfer their katra (soul) into another person via mind-meld. Then all you have to do is rehabilitate their body and do another mind-meld, preferably supervised by a Vulcan high priestess.
Of course, if you can't rehabilitate their body, it's not going to work. So they can die, but depending on the Vulcan it might not be so easy.
(Star Trek factoid of the day brought to you by the only Boarder with a fandom-specific username.) -
Ack! by
on 2012-12-29 03:41:00 UTC
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Keep this up, and you might kill teh Specs wuth information overload.
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Turtles, on the other hand... by
on 2012-12-29 01:21:00 UTC
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...make good soup.
No, wait, scratch that one. -
Too late! by
on 2012-12-29 02:07:00 UTC
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*Tackles with a boiling pot. Yes, an entire boiling pot.*
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Okay. How about this: by
on 2012-12-29 08:32:00 UTC
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- Every turtle in motion stays in motion (at a constant velocity and direction) unless another turtle acts upon it.
2. Turtle-force = mass of turtle multiplied by acceleration (so long as the acceleration vector is parallel to the turtle-force vector).
3. Every turtle has an equal and opposite turtle.
Apologies to Sir Isaac Newton.
- Every turtle in motion stays in motion (at a constant velocity and direction) unless another turtle acts upon it.
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ACCEPTIBRU! (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 09:41:00 UTC
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Ivans never die... by
on 2012-12-29 00:55:00 UTC
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They just fade away.
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Re: Ivans never die... by
on 2012-12-29 02:04:00 UTC
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And, apparently, make dramatic returns.
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I thought they go "Kolkolkol" by
on 2012-12-29 01:53:00 UTC
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And get really scary after a while?
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firemagics can die... by
on 2012-12-29 00:38:00 UTC
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But that just activates the next one.
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Because nobody can completely extinguis the Fire of Magic! (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 17:44:00 UTC
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firemagics always have reserves. (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 00:46:00 UTC
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And each one upgrades the inactive ones (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 00:53:00 UTC
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Kinda like EVE clones! by
on 2012-12-29 02:10:00 UTC
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Only, I don't think you're a capsuleer. Or it's never been mentioned.
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...I have no idea what you're referencing. (nm) by
on 2012-12-30 00:30:00 UTC
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A computer game. by
on 2012-12-30 05:05:00 UTC
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They had a couple books about its lore published, and your clone thing was one of the primary ideas they used.
If you're interested in learning more, I'm sure there's a wiki about it somewhere. -
Rieses never die... by
on 2012-12-28 20:38:00 UTC
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...they just go to Hell to regroup.
Do not underestimate them. But, most of all, do not underestimate him. -
Re: Rieses never die... by
on 2012-12-28 23:07:00 UTC
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But definitely, mostest of all, don't underestimate them, which, if you did, would be underestimating him, so don't do it.
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Well... by
on 2012-12-28 21:41:00 UTC
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Desdendelle is an idea. Therefore, killing it is problematic, to say the least, if it's even possible.
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I thought Des Dendle was a card? (nm) by
on 2012-12-31 01:49:00 UTC
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Re: I thought Des Dendle was a card? by
on 2012-12-31 01:50:00 UTC
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Though it would be hard to destroy every single copy of the card.
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Re: Well... by
on 2012-12-28 23:05:00 UTC
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I suppose, theoretically, that you COULD kill an idea, but since it has no basis in reality, to quote Garrus Vakarian: We killed it once, and all it did was piss it off.
And ideas like a Specs kind of have this bad habit of multiplying, sooooo... -
VMs have nine lives... by
on 2012-12-28 23:00:00 UTC
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And they use all nine to complain about minor infractions of grammar or etiquette.
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You'd have to kill all seven swans... by
on 2012-12-29 00:39:00 UTC
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And, you know, they bite and stuff. Also, since they're from that one fairy tale, you have to spend seven years making them nettle shirts without speaking first.
It's just not worth the effort. -
...Sevenswans is a family of fairy-tale princes? (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 00:53:00 UTC
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Let's just say my head contains multitudes. :) (nm) by
on 2012-12-29 01:52:00 UTC
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Re: You'd have to kill all seven swans... by
on 2012-12-29 00:48:00 UTC
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And they might all try to fly away on you, and you probably don't have any stones to throw...
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Screw rocks, let's pack some AA guns. by
on 2012-12-30 17:02:00 UTC
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Unless those swans magically become a squadron of Fairchild-Republic A-10 Thgunderbolt IIs, they're going down.
If they do, WE are the ones that will get swiss-cheesed. -
Let's not tempt fate. by
on 2012-12-30 23:19:00 UTC
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Bad things happen.
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Re: VMs have nine lives... by
on 2012-12-28 23:19:00 UTC
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All fuelled by coffee, aren't they?
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Re: VMs have nine lives... by
on 2012-12-28 23:10:00 UTC
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After which a tenth life is added to continue the cycle.