Subject: 'Becoming more like a masculine icon of the past'
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Posted on: 2016-02-04 05:34:00 UTC

Let's look to the past to find ways to improve ourselves in today's society.

Better not leave the house between 3 and 5 AM, after all, that's when the wolves prowl the city streets.
If you feel worried about said wolves, try knocking on wood, that might call a friendly dryad to help you.
Also, smoke lots, because it's really healthy for you, and will give you the deep singing voice of Nat Cole.
But never bathe. That's dirty and all.
God, don't you just despise people with different skin colours? Those bloody animals, am I right?

Calling this website's mode of thinking 'backwards' isn't an insult - it's a statement of fact.
How depressing.

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